Aquaman

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

He's not dead, motherfuckers.

What /b/tards think Aquaman looks like

Aquaman getting ready to fuck your shit up

Aquaman is the most outrageous superhero ever. Anyone who says he is purportedly the worst superhero ever is an idiot and needs to become an hero.

Powers

• Can lift a building
• Can manipulate water
• Can be outrageous
• Can swim better than you
• Can have sex with any woman
• Can kill people for having sex with dolphins
• Can fuck your mother without feeling like as much of a sick asshole
• Can talk to sharks
• The only person who can out-swim Michael Phelps