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[[Image:Wtf-art.jpg|thumb|right|Possibly art, possibly a shoe advertisement, possibly the auditorium centerpiece for a [[pedophile|pedo]] convention.]]
[[Image:Sausagegirl.jpg|thumb|right|Art, especially [[Lame|modern art]], is subject to study and interpretation. For example, this museum piece can be interpreted many different ways...]]
[[Image:Picasso_copy.jpg|thumb|right|Picasso is a fine example of an [[wtf|impressionist artist]].]]


'''Art''' is something that was invented [[at least 100]] years ago by Michelangelo, Leonardo De Caprio, and two other mutant [[ninja]] turtles. They developed the [[art]] to celebrate their obsession with the [[naked]] male form, or in other terms to cover up their immense gayness. Since its inception, art has diversified, and there are a wide range of [[art]] movements representing various subcultures (e.g. [[furry]] art).

Lots of [[people]] claim they don't know much about '''art''' but they know what they like. What they like is often not actually '''art''', it's [[retart]].

People also like to think they are being mildly [[intellectual]] by asking the [[circular logic|agonizingly stale question]] (generally in response to pieces from the lazily named eras of postmodernism and antimodernism), "is it art?" A few possible answers to this: 

*If you must ask, it probably isn't. 
*[[Shitty art|Of course.]]

==Artists==
A person who participates and engages in art as a profession, often attending [[Art school]], is an '''artist''' (often known more commonly by other terms such as '''art [[fag]]''', '''[[poor]]''', and '''[[unemployed]]'''). Artists are also often [[hipster]]s, [[goth]]s, [[emo]]s, and [[indiefucks]], which no doubt adds even further incentive for giving them a swift kick in the crotch if ever encountering them [[IRL]]. 

The less talented the artist, the more protective of the art he/she/it is. Most artists have huge egos and actually think their art will gain them notoriety for '[[USI|asking the really important questions]]'. The reality is that for most artists the 'really important question' is "Do you want fries with that?", which they can expect to ask for a great many years while waiting for their '[[Unrealistic expectations|big break]]'.

[[You]] can spot an art fag off the street if he has any of the following qualities:
* Listens to The Smiths
* Likes [[Mat Vaassen]]
* Has a [[Hitler|mustache]]
* Wears a [[Matrix|trenchcoat]]
* Has a mustache
* Wears black tights
*[[I has a bucket|Has a bucket]]
* Writes [[poetry]]
* Wears black lipstick (under his mustache)
* Has a roller coaster haircut dyed black
* Real hair color is actually brown (just like his mustache)
* Wants to be Robert Smith (but with a mustache)
* Has a mustache

{{audio|Anal_Cunt_-_Art_Fag.mp3|Anal Cunt - Art Fag}}

==Types of art==
[[Image:Ayane_Huge.jpg|thumb|This is not art, commonly known as shitty art.]]
* [[Hentai|Drawing]]
* [[MS Paint|Painting]]
* [[Face-painter|Face-painting]]
* [[Music]]
* [[Internet Art]]
* [[:Image:Arty catact.jpg|Shock art]]
* [[:Image:Painseries.jpg|Children's art]]
* [[Fucktard|Performance Art]]
* [[Shitty Art]]
* [[Inflation art|Inflation Art]]
* [[Fan Art]]
* [[Menstrual painting]]
* [[Aliza Shvarts|Fetus Art]]
* [[Muhammad cartoons|Religious Art]]

==An Artist at Work==
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==Gallery of teh Fine Artz==
<center><gallery>
Image:Image:Selfart.jpg.|This is a head. Made of frozen blood. No,seriously.
Image:Lonesomecowboycock.jpg|ART!!!!
Image:Hiropon.jpg| Created by Takashi Murakami,Hiropon costs $427,500. AAART!!!!
Image:Lolwut.gif|DaVinci maed [[cum|art]] all over your face!!
Image:duchamp_shovel.jpg|Art? Or shovel? If you have to ask, you're a [[mundane]].
Image:piero mazoni_1.jpg|Shit in a can? '''ART'''. (Note: it's a numbered edition.  Collectible!)
Image:911art.jpg|[[Jews]] did art!
Image:Hermann nitsch.jpg|Got a dead cow and a few friends? Make some '''ART'''!
Image:Mens_tiegs.jpg|Got menstrual blood? Make some '''ART'''!
Image:RocketCollage.jpg|Cut out pictures from magazines, glue them together, [[profit]]. 
Image:Piss_Christ.jpg|Piss on Christ, [[profit]].
Image:Pollock.jpg|Spill paint on a canvas, REALLY PROFIT!!!
Image:Muhammad.jpeg|Draw Muhammad, PROPHET!
Image:artzzz.jpg|Facebook looks for artistz. Does you haz the skillz?
Image:BONGOPLAYER_defin.jpg|Other artists hide social commentary in their art, and try to make the world a [[shit|better place]].
Image:Fairey_garcia.jpg|[[Tracing]] in art can get you famous!
Image:Saturn Devouring His Son.jpg|Art the entire family can enjoy.
Image:womanshitting.jpg
Image:DuchampFountain.jpg|Art? Or a urinal? Answer: '''art''' because he signed it.
Image:RedDot.jpg|Art can be something messy with a red dot. '''PROTIP:''' Remember your signature.
</gallery></center>

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