Bantown proverbs

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

• "If you don't remember what went on while you were intoxicated it did not happen unless proven in a court of law." --crayolacrime
• "All women are whores." --zb
• "It is impossible to rape a whore. It is only theft of services." --weev
• "Beware of being too Jewish for your own good. That shit may fly in the synagogue but this is the Internet." --weev
• "If you want to not be depressed, do some real fucking drugs." --t12
• "I want to kill all the jews." --feltcho
• "If you are a viking, you die in battle. On the internet, you fucking ruin, or you have no dignity." --aempirei
• "We aren't blackhat, we're black ski mask" --oclet
• "Pirating mp3s is no different from rape. Nothing is lost, it is just doing something without permission." --znutar
• "If it's too expensive, just stick your dick into it until the price drops" -- jevers
• "One disclosure, one bullet." -- jevers
• "If you never masturbated to that porno of the dead Japanese schoolgirl with an octopus in her vagina, you're not from the internet. --aempirei
• "No more lulzcon" -- found on a sign near the ruins of ancient Bantown.

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