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[[Image:Bumpityboo!!.jpg|thumb|A face a mommy could love]]'''Jeremy''' (but [[you]] can just call him... [[fucktarded|BumpityBoooooooo]]) is a [[OVER 9000|level 9000]] [[Ass burger]] with a severe case of [[unwarranted self-importance]].  He talks with an obnoxious cadence and vocabulary that makes you want to punch him in the face repeatedly or wish that you had [[Good News Everyone! I've invented a device that makes you read shit in professor Farnsworth's voice ! |invented a device that lets you stab people in the face over the internet]].

[[Bantown]] scientists currently cannot confirm whether or not BumpityBoo is a troll, a la [[Andy Milonakis]], or if he is actually this fucked up [[IRL]].  [[Some argue]] that  he is an [[anonymous]] in disguise, while others believe that he is the human manifestation of [[lulz]], created when the [[baby Jesus]] was passed through the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE]]. Another theory is that he is a naive [[pwn|pawn]], forced to read out scripts by older, chan-wise relatives. Evidence to support this theory: obviously reading from the screen, fumbling lines in earlier videos, so [[unwarranted self importance|arrogant]] and irritating that it makes you want to be [[tubgirl|sick up your own ass]].

Bumpityboo is obviously a faggot, but triumphs in epic fail, so much so that it makes Ralph Wiggum look like a sex bomb. His sunshine yellow walls are testament to the fact of his faggotry. 

==Autobiography==
Hello, I'm [[retard|Jeremy]] aka [[sex|Bumpity Boo]] (that's my [[fag|nickname]]). I do not like speaking to people unless [[nobody|I've known them for a very long time or they prove themselves to be exceedingly trustworthy]]. Mainly I talk with my [[mom]], my [[Smarter child|computer]], and [[lie|my two friends]].
I love my computer. I also love being organized especially with folders in my computer. In addition, I am very fond of [[fellatio|playing the French Horn]], reading [[My Immortal|poetry]], [[rape|doing interpretative dance]], and [[TOW|doing independent research]]. I also appreciate the wonders of [[otherkin|elves and elfs]] (yes, there is a difference to be explained in a later Vlog) and I believe in the [[Furry Army of Doom|important role they will play in the future of society.]]
I am just beginning to [[Vlog]] and like [[YouTube]] allot.
Thank you for your comments, views, and subscriptions.

=="Vlogs"==

===Sundai surpriz on LSD (Vlog 25 parody)===
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He visits teh zoo on LSD with his [[whore|granny]]

===Happy [[whore|Mommies]] Day (Vlog 19)===
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His mommy was so please, she [[rape|pinched his cheeks and gave him a huge bear hug.]]

===The Party (Vlog 7)===
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He hated the bumpity-grind, but he really liked the pants.  They gave him a [[boner|nice, tight feeling]], until he got [[pantsing|pantsed]].

===OH GOD [[furry|THE BEASTS]] (Vlog 18) ===
<youtube>j89YS8E8XEk</youtube>

Yikes!  He had an [[divide by zero|uber-hard math test!]].  Good thing he's reading the book [[Fur Affinity|Animal Farm]].

==External Links==
*{{youtube2|BumpityBoo|BumpityBoo on YouTube}}

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