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[[Image:Thecreepyburgerking.jpg|thumb|Oh God, DESU eyes!]]

[[Image:Burgerkingrape.jpg|thumb|Who wants some?]]

[[Image:Burgerking.gif|thumb|The Burger King [[pwn]]s [[Ronald McDonald]] with a [[headshot]].]]

[[Image:TheKingKickingAss.gif|thumb|The King curbstomps [[McDonald's]] mascots because they are [[black]], and [[Jewish]].]]

[[Image:BURGERKING.gif|thumb|The King WILL rape you while you sleep.]]

[[Image:Sneakkingbox.jpg|thumb|The King training simulation.]]

[[Image:Beef!.jpg|thumb|Worship the [[penis|Whopper]]!]]

The '''/b/urger King''' is [[Fred Phelps|an evil homosexual man]] with a plastic face who runs around terrorizing the Burger populace. It is speculated that he took control of the Burger underground by viciously [[Pwnt|murdering]] long-time crime boss The Hamburglar with nothing but a spork and a smile. Meat got BBQ´d, not fried - hence the saying "get toasted". He made him eat his own fucking head while his wife watched, sobbing, who then proceeded to help [[suck|broil]] the King's [[Cock|meat]] at the local BK. The video can still be seen for $3.95 if you look hard enough for it. That's fuckin' cold blooded seven fourteen. They should charge at least $9.99 for that kind of shit. It's worth it. He's so fucking hardcore the fags at [[EA]] decided to give him a spot in one of their Fight Night games, where he gets to beat [[niggers]] up. SHIT IS SO FUCKING CASH.

==About The King==

He is known for shouting his [[catchphrase]] at the top of his Burger lungs in order to scare all of the little Burger children in the little Burger villages. The words that seem to echo into the night are "[[Where is your God now?]]"
It is rumored that the Burger King is a Power Bottom, Illogicopedia's all about the motherfuckin' [[Pussy|Clam]], and don't you fucking forget it!! His favorite pastime is sneaking into other men's hotel rooms at night and [[raping|penetrating]] them in their sleep.

Perhaps out of fear, the restaurants named after Burger King are [[over 9,000]] times cleaner than your average [[Illogicopedia|McDonald's]]. Burger King burgers are better than McDonald's burgers, because that's how Burger King likes it, and nobody's going to go toe-to-toe with Burger King. ([[Karl Rove]] is a possible exception, but this has not yet been tested.) He is in a current power struggle against Ronald McDonald with mass casualties. Those who are unlucky to get caught between the two are never seen again.

[[God]] could not be reached for comment. Jesus, however, had this to say: "I look into those eyes...those ''eyes''. I ''do'' start to wonder where Dad is, now."

==The King Delivers==

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==The King's Run for the Presidency==

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==See Also==
* [[SEAKING]]
* [[Where is your X now?]]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[KFC]]
* [[Pizza]]
* [[Diabeetus]]
* [[Fatty]]

==External Links==
* [http://www.subservientchicken.com/ Official home page]
* [http://www.myspace.com/burgerkingguy Official MySpace]

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