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'''Cataclaw is a total faggot who has no life'''<br>
The above line will likely be found during Cataclaw's hourly google search of his own nickname.  This [[Basement_dweller|basement dweller]] will likely be [[butthurt]] and blank this page to further increase the [[lulz]]. <br> You can thank him for the [[lulz]] in person at Quakecon.  You can see exactly where he will sit because he posted it on his site:  [http://www.cataclaw.com/qcon/ http://www.cataclaw.com/qcon/]
[[Image:Cataclaw-qcon.jpg|thumb|right|Cataclaw at Qcon 2007]]
[[Image:brokebackr1.jpg|thumb|right|Cataclaw is to the right with his Boyfriend R1CH.]]

==Cataclaw's life==
[[Image:goatsegame.jpg|thumb|right|Cataclaw [[goatse]] replica map is Cataclaw's best work]]
* Taking webcam pics of his kitty
* Spending 12 hours a day on [[YTMND]]
* Making shitty [[Gloom]] maps.
* Googling his nickname
* Talking about Qcon.
* Making stupid shit like [http://dumbdownvoters.ytmnd.com/ this].
* Making non-existant maps like STG
* Blanking the [[Gloom]] page because he's [[butthurt]] by it.

[[Image:Stg.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Whatisstg.gif|thumb|left]]

== WTF is STG? ==
STG stands for Star Trek [[Gloom]], which Cataclaw announced it's debut [[At_least_100_years_ago|at least 100 years ago]].  He made 2 startrek hallways which instakill you and threatened E-death to anybody who copied his work.  Some thoughtful people who suck at making maps copied his STG hallways and fabricated a big orange penis and balls which shoot rectangular cum and insert into the waiting photoshopped mouth of Cataclaw when button is pressed.
[[Image:Gloomstg.png|The map STG is available to download from many different servers. ]]
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== IRC ==
Priceless [[Butthurt]] momentum building up as [[User:Cataclaw|Cataclaw]] deletes Gloom article on ED.  Lulz ensue.
<pre>
[07-27][12:01] <Cataclaw> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Gloom
[07-27][12:01] <Cataclaw> there i improved the article
[07-27][12:02] <Cyber_Ass> Encyclopedia Sux is SA's thing, right?
[07-27][12:02] <Cyber_Ass> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Willitblend_cat.jpg
[07-27][12:02] <Cyber_Ass> LOL
[07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> Oh man
[07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> On occasion SA does something funny
[07-27][12:03] <Cataclaw> that's really crude
[07-27][12:03] <Cataclaw> funny, but really crude
[07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> omfg
[07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> I know where Tinacturnal gets his "moar"!
[07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> I knew it wasn't his inventioN!
[07-27][12:04] <Cataclaw> um duh
[07-27][12:04] <Cataclaw> comes from 4chan
[07-27][12:05] <Bajoran> Cataclaw, up kicking and banned people for killing them. 
[07-27][12:05] <Bajoran> "banning you mean
[07-27][12:05] <Cataclaw> what
[07-27][12:05] <Cataclaw> sentence doesn't make sense
[07-27][12:05] <Cyber_Ass> Yeah seriously Bajoran
[07-27][12:05] <Cyber_Ass> Don't drink so muchwine
[07-27][12:06] <Tinacturnal> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Gloom
[07-27][12:06] <Tinacturnal> fixed
[07-27][12:06] <Cataclaw> gg
[07-27][12:06] <Cyber_Ass> MOAR gameplay!
[07-27][12:06] <Cyber_Ass> MOAR graphics!
[07-27][12:07] <Cataclaw> HAY GUYS
[07-27][12:07] <Cataclaw> YOU NEED TO TIGHTEN UP THE GRAPHICS
[07-27][12:07] <Tinacturnal> 4str 4stam leather belt?
[07-27][12:07] <Tinacturnal> level 18?
[07-27][12:08] <Cataclaw> �AHHH 
[07-27][12:08] <Cataclaw> good thing speakers aren't allowed at qcon
[07-27][12:08] <Cataclaw> i'd put volume to max
[07-27][12:08] <Cataclaw> and play that
[07-27][12:09] <Bajoran> wtf Tinacturnal you deleted most of the page
[07-27][12:10] <Cataclaw> known as Glumez
[07-27][12:10] <Cataclaw> lol
[07-27][12:11] <Cataclaw> why is graphics empty
[07-27][12:11] <Bajoran> Cataclaw, cause he deleted most of the page like a noob
[07-27][12:11] <Cataclaw> no, i did 
[07-27][12:11] <Bajoran> o
[07-27][12:11] <Cataclaw> was pretty stupid / not funny
[07-27][12:11] <Bajoran> cause u deleted most of the page
[07-27][12:11] <Bajoran> like a noob
[07-27][12:12] <Cataclaw> people can make fun of me all they want
[07-27][12:12] <Cataclaw> if it's funny at least
[07-27][12:12] <Tinacturnal> Cataclaw: come on, the picture of the cock?
[07-27][12:12] <Tinacturnal> with your picture?
[07-27][12:12] <Tinacturnal> that was funny
[07-27][12:12] <Bajoran> and u deleted it
[07-27][12:12] <Bajoran> like a noob
</pre>


==Links ==
*[http://www.r1ch.net/forum/index.php?topic=678.0 http://www.r1ch.net/forum/index.php?topic=678.0]
*[http://ytmnd.com/users/Cataclaw/ http://ytmnd.com/users/Cataclaw/]
*[http://www.google.com/search?q=cataclaw http://www.google.com/search?q=cataclaw]
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