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[[Image:Caveman_300.jpg|thumb|right|When you are a caveman, [[cum]] gets trapped in your beard.]]

A '''Caveman''' is someone from [[at least 100 years ago]], or a person who still considers [[All your base are belong to us]] to still be fucking hilarious.  Geico insurance has an advertising campaign featuring Cavemen that you would have to be a Caveman yourself to not know about.  Cavemen get offended by their slogan that their website is "[[Britney Spears|so easy a caveman could do it]]", even though everyone knows there just saying "so easy a [[nigger]] could do it".

Over the years, there have actually been several documented cases of cavemen. Much discussion has ensued over the title of who was the "original" caveman on [[the promised land]]. Proponents of the [[LiveVideo]] version Caveman, have argued that as he was discovered first, and appears to be the least advanced on an evolutionary scale, he is in fact the original unfrozen caveman. While this argument is very convincing, each known caveman has his own supporters.

==The TV show==
A new show called Caveman is on the [[shit|hit]] channel [[fail|ABC]]. In the premiere, much [[faggotry]] and [[fail]] commenced. The show seems to revolve around a group of [[retard|cavemen]] who have to cope with a world that looks down on them, so its confirmed that cavemen are [[niggers]]. One is a loser that works at Home Depot or some shit and [[rape|fucks]] his girlfriend every episode. The second is a [[liberal]] [[communist|speaker]] who, like any liberal, has no real job but to moan and bitch about every thing. The last one is a dumbass [[gamer]] who can't get any pussy since he [[buttsecks|works for ABC]]. They often mistake anything for blatant racism, since they represent [[niggers]], so in some ways it is funny seeing niggas like that.

== Trivia ==
[[Image:Caveman livevideo.JPG|thumb|right| "I LOVE SCRIPTS!!!!!!!!!", Caveman]]
[[Image:Cavemanlivevideo.jpg|thumb|right|Caveman in his earlier years before [[LiveVideo]]. This has not been photoshoped ]]
*Cavemen love [[unix|script]]s
*Cavemen are [[The Internet is serious business|serious fucking business]]
*Caveman is sometimes to referred to as "Captain CCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAVVVMMMMMAAAANNNNNN (and son!)"
*[[Caveman|Larry king]] is the oldest living caveman.

==See Also==
* [[Advertising]]
* [[Hypocrite]]
* [[not gay|Completely Heterosexual]]
==Links==
* [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082146/ Caveman:  The Movie!]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caveman Caveman article on Crapipedia]
* [http://www.geico.com/video/ The Geico Caveman Ads]

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