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One of the most boring objects in the world, a chair is being crushed by your fat ass right now. A shining example of how retarded the internet is, a normal person may wonder: "Who the fuck would write a blog about a chair?" Well, there's a fucking website called chairblog.eu and over 21 million pages come up when you Google "chair blog". Oh, and look, here's a blog about buying a chair off Craigslist.

While their primary function is to support your fat ass as you eat nachos and play WoW, they have many other uses. Chairs are one of the world's most easily accessible weapons. Commonly used in jails by The Man to execute psychopaths, they are also used to break windows and even as makeshift splintery dildos.

Contents 1 Types Of Chairs 2 Chairs used for Violence 3 Office Olympics 3.1 Jousting 3.2 Rowing 3.3 Lacrosse 4 The Sex Chair 4.1 Fetishes 4.2 Electric Chair Fetish 5 See Also 6 External Links

Types Of Chairs

• LOLCHAIRs, they laugh at you.
• Electric chairs, they kill you in jail.
• Chairs with slats, they trap your balls.
• Silverchairs, they are used by male anorexics to become emo.
• Your chair, used by your cat to vomit on.
• Wheelchairs, used by retards to run over your head, creating a new retard.
• Rocking chairs, used by your alcoholic grandfather to beat you.
• Rape chairs, used by your alcoholic grandfather to rape you.
• Why don't you take a seat over there?
• I love lamp! And I love chair! WHOA HO! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!

Chairs used for Violence

These are pretty much self-explanatory.

Office Olympics

Probably the greatest-ever use of a chair, the Office Olympics have been getting people fired for at least 100 years. There are a shit load of viral videos full of these events.

Jousting

Rowing

Lacrosse

The Sex Chair

Look what else there is! sex furniture. God knows what the fuck a sex chair is but it's sure to be covered in semen and misery.

“	I frequently evaluate sex chairs, other sex furniture and adult toys which promise better stimulation of the g-spot, deeper penetration and better sex. Great sex is all about angles, and nothing rivals the LuvSeat for helping couples achieve the most and best angles for lovemaking	„
—luvseat.com

Fetishes

Do you have a sexy, sexy chair fetish? Why yes! There are others like you! You can find sites like this (if you're a nerd) and this if you're a sick fuck. The internet, it truly has something for everyone.

“	Can't find a place to tie your partner up? No worries, we've designed the perfect inflatable chair that not only has restraints but it breaks down for easy storage in your drawer, closet or under the bed. Inflate it and have your lover at your mercy with restraints for the wrists, arms and ankles.	„
—risqueboutique.com

Electric Chair Fetish

sweet mother of fuck what the fuck am I looking this shit up for.

See Also

• LOLCHAIR

External Links

• yes, Wikipedia has a huge article on chairs.