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[[Image:StupidID.jpg|thumb|Her latest god-awful ID.]]
[[DeviantART]]; the ultimate spawning ground of [[Mary Sue]]s, [[emo]]fags, and all sorts of unpleasant subspecies. Once again, another [[16-year-old-girl]] — who is most likely a 30 year old fat man in his mother's basement — has joined to annoy the shit out of us with her awful Naruto original character. Folks, meet Kirsten, better known as '''Chibi-kisame'''. 

==Yes. Another One.==
Chibi-kisame joined [[deviantART]] armed with what would surely lead to instant fame. The cesspool of [[Naruto]] fan art grew bigger as she posted picture after picture of unoriginal [[shit]]. Lured in by promises of free art and more shitty pictures of her [[Mary Sue]] [[furry]] Roraku, she gained a [[legion]] of fans. Almost instantly, her ego grew to [[over 9000]].

==Roraku Chronicles==
[[Image:Comic1.jpg|thumb|This basically summarizes the entire doujinshi.]] 
Not long after, she got the best idea EVAR and started the cancer-spreading Naruto doujinshi she creatively dubbed "Roraku Chronicles". This super-interesting story started with a display of her ability to run away from home and beat small children.

[[Billy Mays|But wait! There's more!]] After beating a bunch of 12 year olds shitless, she was instantly accepted into their village because the rest of her family is dead and she tried to assassinate her old village's leader and she has no where else to go! And she is instantly promoted to jounin level! She's even allowed to train the little kiddies to electrocute things! And did I mention she has [[kawaii]] [[desu]] kitty ears? 

But then, the Akatsuki decide to kidnap her because she has a [[copypasta|demon inside of her]] that totally wasn't supposed to be associated with the tailed beasts! So, after making out with Itachi a little, she's taken to their lair and accepted as a member! And then she and Itachi fall in love! Big surprise! And then Deidara sees her [[boob]]s when Itachi tries to [[rape]] her!

So now, she's doing missions for the Akatsuki for the sake of her romance with Itachi.

To top it all off, chibi-kisame decided to do cross-overs!!!![[oneoneone|11!1!]] She will successfully mind-rape us all by shoving her character into fandoms such as [[Avatar The Last Airbender]] and [[Inuyasha]]. [[Seriously]].

==Chibi-kisame: rolling in unwarranted self-importance==
There have been many occasions when some relatively sane people have come across her "art" and- GASP! CRITIQUED IT! This resulted in instant lulz for many as she cut herself and posted many a journal entry such as <strike>[http://chibi-kisame.deviantart.com/journal/18121493/#comments this]</strike> [[baleeted]]. [[Attention whore]] is pretty much stamped across her forehead; instead of quietly ignoring unwanted critique, or maybe learning from it to improve her shit, she unleashes her [[personal army|legion of fans]] upon her attackers. She'll bitch and moan upon receiving any comment longer than a paragraph.

In another attempt to troll the fuck out of her, {{deviantart|rorakusux|rorakusux}} was created. So far, they've only succeeded in pissing her off. Recently, the creator has requested the people join to ensue moar lulz. Another conquest to piss of the self-insert even moar. Recently, they've started taking her comic and giving it new dialogue in an attempt to produce lulz. She reported the images because she thinks she's almighty and that her shitty fuckwad art is untouchable like Jesus, but they are now viewable [http://s730.photobucket.com/albums/ww301/rorakusux/ here].



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Image:Comment 1.jpg|Constructive criticism? In MY comments?
Image:Comment 2.jpg|Excuses, excuses.
Image:Comment 3.jpg|There's no ass-kissing at all
Image:Comment 4.jpg|Leave me aloooooooooone!
Image:ToTheRescue.jpg|One of her fangirls comforts her after the big bad flamers come! [[Oh noes]]!
Image:lolcomment.jpg|A very mature and respectable comment left on the page of one of her critics.
</gallery></center>

===Reaction to ED=== 
Almost instantly after this article was created, it was brought to her attention. Although she brushed it off at first, waves of people informing her about the article made it necessary to talk about it. Naturally this was done in a very [[insane|calm]], [[immature|mature]] and [[retarded|intelligent]] way.  
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She then felt an indescribable need to share her rage with the masses and did the [[retarded|smartest]] thing a [[n00b]] can do. She Lodged [http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/1332340/ this complaint] in the [[complaints forum]]. A [[copypasta]] of her journal filled with idiocy, and self-censorship. When the trolls began to swarm she realized that she has been completely fucktarded and posted [[http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1332340/1143879847 this comment]] in [[caps]] begging for the thread to be locked. She got her wish, but not before she was called out by many as an incredibly idiotic moron. She was so unbelievably traumatized that she deleted the original journal. HIDE THE TRUTH!

==Alicia-x-Itachi==
[[Image:Aliciaxitachi.jpg|thumb|Alicia-x-Itachi proving how qualified she is to critique chibi-kisame]]
An unfunny [[christian|christfag]] with shit writing and even worse art who run around proclaiming hate for democrats, Sasuke, gays and [[irony|HATERS]]!
This [[sick fuck]] first reared her ugly head as the promisingly lulzy {{deviantart|anti-itarora|Anti ItaRora}} where she proclaimed that Roraku was a Mary-Sue and that chibi-kisame was raping canon characters with her awful writing. But alas, it turns out that there were no lulz to be had here. {{deviantart|Alicia-x-Itachi|Alicia-x-Itachi}}  was always a mary-sue [[Wapanese|weeaboo]] as demonstrated by her own wet dreams [http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs42/f/2009/118/d/d/TrAdE__AxI_by_thadarova.jpg], and she only ever hated chibi-kisame's doujin because she was jealous to see her beloved Itachi banging anyone but her. 
It wasn't long before this bitch was broken and she too longed to suck the cock of chibi-kisame. In an effort to please her new master, she read through the whole comic, commenting (or "critiquing" as she liked to put it) on nearly every fucking page. 

What gave her the [[retarded|knowledge]] and expertise to become the only person chibi-kisame would let critique her stories? 
*She's an [[aspie]]
*She too maturbates to pictures of Itachi
*She has her own [[Mary-Sue]] fanfictions seen here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1304810/Alicia_Kawa_Uchiha 
*She is an expert on TWOO WUV. She knows because of her [[ugly|hawt]] internet boyfriend who she has never met!
** [[DISREGARD THAT]], he left her for a chick with bigger [[boobs]] 

MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

==Definitely Not a Self-Insert==
[[Image:Rorakufag.jpg|thumb|More shit.]]
[[Image:SelfinsertConfession.jpg|thumb|A confession!]] 
Although she has claimed many times that Roraku is not a self-insert, it's apparent by the many pieces of fan art she churns out of Roraku sexing up Itachi that this is not true. Sprung from her desire to jump some anime boy's [[dongs|bones]], she enjoys drawing her character getting it on with Itachi. She even devoted [http://chibi-kisame.deviantart.com/gallery/#A-Midnight-Moment-ItaRora-NRC-Interlude-2 an entire chapter] to it. <br>
Apparently her [[Retard|microscopic brain]] can't remember dates very well, so she made Roraku's birthday on the same day as- her own of course! [http://chibi-kisame.deviantart.com/journal/21979822/ IT'S JUST EEZIER GUYZ!]

==Fanclub==
Chibi-kisame has a [[personal army|fanclub]]! Her army of [[retard]]ed fans post fan art and host contests. Out of the goodness of her heart, she even volunteered to co-own it! This makes perfect sense, [[logic|since gathering praise is a whole lot easier when you host your own fan club]].
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Due to a huge number of hidden comments left by trolls, they have spammed their front comments page with a stamp reading "If you don't like it then go to a different gallery... dumbass" How [[no|mature]] of them! 


==Gallery==
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Image:UnoriginalFanart.jpg|This is her most popular deviation, a stunning display of creativity.
Image:Comic2.jpg|In her Avatar cross-over, Roraku displays her awesome sense of humor and ability to master stuff in 5 fucking minutes.
Image:LOLsketches.jpg|Fap fap fap.
Image:A Hero Comes Home by chibi kisame.jpg|Ten points for enormous cock.
Image:Itachi s Christmas Present by chib.jpg|Oozes originality.
Image:ItaRora Rainy Kiss by chibi kisam.jpg|Always sucking face, because Itachi has no cock to be sucked anyway.
Image:Sketchs ItaRoraness by chibi kisa.jpg
Image:ItaRora I Have You Now by chib.jpg|I HAS YOO NAO?
Image:Roraku cosplay fin.jpg|A fan's cosplay.
Image:Irl chibi kisame.jpg|What CK looks like [[IRL]].
Image:Rorakuporn.jpg|chibi-kisame faps to this! 
Image:Chibi-kisamerule34.jpg|Rule 34
Image:Rorakustolen.gif|Being popular means you can steal other pixels to make your own sexy avatars! 
Image:Lollercoaster.jpg|Someone finally states it bluntly.
Image:Moardramalulz.jpg|More lulz
Image:Rorakusecret.jpg| Shhh! Her parents don't know about her account and would [[banhammer]] her if they did! 
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==See Also==
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Furry]]
*''[[Mary Sue]]''
*''[[Naruto]]''
*[[Original Character]]

==External Links==
*{{deviantart|Chibi-kisame}}
*{{deviantart|roraku-fans|Her fanclub}} ''Troll relentlessly''.
*{{deviantart|rorakusux|Troll account}}
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/ChibiKisame21 Her youtube account]
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