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[[Image:BlackJesus_WEB.jpg|thumb|Jesus comes in many shapes and colors: "Awooogah! Where 'dem White women at?!"]]
A zealous [[Jesus|Christ]] fanboy.  [[christfag]]s often have a [[sex]]ual obsession with [[Jesus Christ]]. They are, ironically, proof that there was no [[Intelligent design]].

Christ [[fandom]] is one of the oldest [[fandom]]s, with a history that spans continents and centuries.   To insinuate to a [[fundamentalist]] (hard-core) christfag that the [[Bible]] is poorly-written fiction will probably result in you being burnt at the stake.  '''christfags''', like [[furries]], are often very defensive about their degeneracy.

[[Image:Basketjesus.jpg|thumb|Jesus always liked to bully children.]]

The most important day of the year for [[christfag]]s is Easter-Day when, legend would have it, [[Jesus Christ]] burst forth from a giant chocolate egg to save you from your sins. Except from the sin of being a [[fatty]] and guzzling too much chocolate. Although graphical representations of [[Jesus Christ]] usually depict him with a slender figure, chances are he was a [[fatty]] with body weight dimorphism.

Many historians are skeptical of whether Jesus really did exist, but almost all agree that he was a flaming [[homosexual]] if he did.  Archaeological evidence suggests Jesus had planted a [[dildo]] [[in the ass|up his ass]] before his crucifixion to give him some enjoyment during the trial that awaited him.  The dildo is known as the Lance of Longinus, because it belonged to a Roman soldier of the same name, Lance Armstrong.

According to [[God]], "Christfaggotry is fucking [[gay]]."

==Christfaggotry LJ Community==

{{ljcomm|user=Christianity}} is moderated by jjostm, ariston, and pould. This community is the home of much [[drama]].  Past graduates have included [[purelily]], [[foxmagic]], and [[Nathan Sheets]].  Once upon a time, butt sex used to be the prime object of discussion, but now all "love juice" questions are directed at {{ljcomm|user=christianitysex}}.  Instead, the denizens of this community now get their holy mojo risin' via hilariously pseudo-nonchalant usage of [[Jewish]] and [[Hebrew]] terms, to make themselves sound more "authentic" or what have you.

This group is especially useful for those who suspect themselves of being damned. A quick listing of your sins will result in helpful feedback indicating not only which circle of hell you will suffer in for all eternity, but whether your assigned demons will use pitchforks or cattle prods. 

The group is able to offer this service through member myprophet, who has announced she is God's appointed voice on Earth. The Pope denies this, saying he is God's appointed voice on Earth. George W. Bush says they are both crazy blasphemers, and he is God's appointed voice on Earth. Attempts to settle the issue through a walk-that-water challenge have as yet been unsuccessful due to scheduling difficulties, however God is quoted as saying "Jesus fucking Christ, I don't know why I bother."

The rise of stupidity in the United States has also been found to be proportional to the rise of Jesus tattoos and Jesus necklaces.  Most notably, [[George Bush]] has Jesus tattooed around his [[asshole]].  Religious christfags also tend to flock to the South which migh explain why the South sucks so bad.

==Catholicism==

Catholics, or "Cathyz" as they are called [[OL]], are like normal christfags except they live in Pennsylvania and avoid modern devices such as automobiles and electricity. Every year, the christfag teenagers go to Rumspringa, a sort-of spiritual spring-break, where they get to committ crimes and [[fellatio|suck]] [[cock]] without getting in trouble.

You can identify a Catholic girl by her <s>un</s>willingness to let you stick your penis up her butt. It is rumoured that the expression "One up the bum, no harm done" originated from a Catholic School in the South of England. This practice is also very common in Brazil where pre-marital liaisons will never involve the Tang. She will, however, slob your knob like no other.

[[Image:Orthodoxpwned.jpg|thumb|Christ shalt not protect ye from wiki vandalism.]]

==See also==

* [[Fundamentalist]]
* [[Conservapedia]]
* [[Sherri Shepherd]]
* [[Drugs]]
* [[Preacher717]]
* {{youtube|6RNfL6IVWCE|Jesus Camp}}
* [[good person test]]
* [[way of the master]]

==External Links==

* [http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/sow/ Baptistsforbrown EXTREMELY LULZY] 
* [http://whichcelebrityihatetoday.blogspot.com/2009/11/i-figured-i-would-take-day-off.html Celebrity Jesus takes it in the arse]

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