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Computer Gremlins are what cause everything and anything on a computer to go wrong. They are everywhere technology exists, constantly attempting to meddle in your technological affairs. When a computer crashes, is acting slow, or just won't do what you want it to, you can rest assured that Computer Gremlins are working in overtime to ruin your day.

History

Back when Al Gore invented the Internets, the communist revolutionary Gary Coleman formed a small band of anti-internets elitists in effort to destroy it--followers later dubbed Computer Gremlins.

Info to know

Computer gremlins prey on helpless noobs and Computer Illiterates, and their only vulnerability is cottage cheese. Computers should be thoroughly doused in cottage cheese to prevent any tom-foolery Computer gremlins may try to carry out behind your back.