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[[Image:Coreylidle.jpg|thumb|Terrorist]]
On 10/11/06, [[Yankees]] pitcher Cory Lidle flew his small plane into a 50-story New York City high-rise.  Following this attack, Yankees manager Joe Torre fled the country, after being placed on the FBI's Most-Wanted list.  Yankees owner George Steinbrenner was later assassinated by a [[Troll|drunken Mets fan]].

This series of attacks led to the Major League War, in which the National League successfully defended itself from the [[Jews|evil Zionists]] of the American League.  It is widely postulated that the main reason for the National League's victory in this war was the inability of American League pitchers to hit a fucking ball because of their [[Stupid|designated hitter]] blasphemy.

==Lidle's Motivation==
Historians still debate the reasons for Cory Lidle's attack to this day.  The most widely accepted reasons are:

*Lidle was ashamed of his team's loss to the [[Assholes|Detroit Tigers]] in the playoffs.
*Steinbrenner, widely-believed to be an [[Jews|evil Zionist pig]], ordered the attack (see [[JEWS DID WTC|Zionist Conspiracy]]).
*As a pitcher, he was unable to hit the broadside of a building, so he decided to do so as a pilot.
*He was just flying a Lidle low.
*Did it for the [[lulz]].

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