Daddy's money lesbian
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A female college student who has never had sex with another woman and who has a boyfriend she will probably marry soon after graduation, but nevertheless declares loudly and frequently that she is in fact a daughter of Sappho. Typical statements include "I know I've never eaten pu55y, but I, like, totally want to" and "I feel it's important that we as womynkind connect spiritually and sexually, but I'm just not attracted to you." She will most usually break up with her boyfriend in her sophomore year in order to be true to her new-found lesbian nature but will get back together with him late in her junior year, when she realizes that she has no interest in carpet-munching at all. During this time she will also undergo an intense infatuation with veganism.
The name itself comes from another commonly-heard battlecry, "listen, daddy, you're going to have to find a way to come to terms with the fact that I am a powerful, beautiful woman who loves other powerful, beautiful womyn. Also, I need you to transfer $900 into my checking account."
Every daddy's money lesbian has been almost raped at least a hundred times.
Daddy's Money Lesbians often grow Ass Antlers.
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