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'''Deathy''', or Deathosaurus, or whatever he's calling himself this week, is one of the most bizarre members on the Transformer fandom.  

He first gained notoriety on the usenet group [[transformers|alt.toys.transformers]] for his INSANE and random capitaliZATION, occasionally putting words in (parentheses) for no reason and drawing ---> arrows in the middle of a sentence.  Deathy also likes to use unnecessary/unneeded/dispensible slashes between similar/comparable/equivalent words to show that he's a walking/strolling/ambling thesaurus. Deathy is essentially the prototypical [[WebTV]] user: incoherent, full of rage, and connected to the [[internets]] by a goddamn Commodore 64.

His outlandish claims of being the biggest and greatest at everything drew a lot of heat, as did his arrogance about robot toys. The constant [[flame war|flaming]] pissed him off, and thus began his bi-weekly trend of [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/1ce8daaf7909a600?hl=en& leaving the newsgroup forever] and then coming back days later with [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/efa92a8bb31aa49d?hl=en& a clever disguise.]

==Retaliation==
While most people eventually figured that Deathy was a gentle tard to be loved, some disliked him anyway, and attempted to engage in [[flame war]]s with him. Two of his first victims were [[Neale Davidson]] and Knightheart. First, Deathy began a rant against Neale that [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/dbdcf59426c85b?hl=en& turned into a whacky rape fantasy.]  Later he elaborated on it with [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/146517577c09f22a?output=gplain the greatest headmaster fanfic ever.]

His best would come later, as he dropped the biggest [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/a5cd7fda89f12c7c?hl=en& nuclear bomb] of a [[fanfic]] ever on the fandom.  

==Great Deathy Moments==
*[http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/4166ebbd000e1c4e?hl=en& On 9/11, he asked the newsgroup if anybody else had caught Transformers that day, since for some reason his hometown of Brooklyn wasn't playing it.] (later in the same thread, he [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/bc962c9eff08e3ef?hl=en& PREDICTS THE FUTURE]).
*[http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/08d26ff9b3992cfe?hl=en& After figuring out his CITY WAS UNDER ATTACK, he called his favorite toystore to make sure they were all right.] Priorities, man.
*[http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/07f86780883fccb0?hl=en& Deathy explains where AIDS come from.]
*[http://groups.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/69c0474805050239 Deathy wrote a fanfic where he described a transformer losing its virginity to a racist stereotype of a black prostitute.]

Death is still around and always will be around, because his [http://www.livejournal.com/users/hooper_x/206438.html genius intelligence is always one step ahead of the game.]
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