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Disregard the following, I suck whale penii


A dork riding a dork.
A dork riding a dork.

Dorks are stupid nerds (who in turn are socially maladroit Fucktards). They drink Elmer's glue, eat ants, throw rocks at airplanes, and chew on NES controller wires. They either always have eye patches or have their arms in some sort of sling. They are also famous for their practicing of jazz hands when explaining something extremely complicated.

A dork is also a whale penis. Dorks do not have dorks.

see: Josephthelover,Kopoka

See also: mwmiller


Did someone say an hero?SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS
Did someone say an hero?

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