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Fueling the [[internet]] and [[ED]] since [[last thursday]].

==[[LULZ|Behaviour]]==
[[Image:Harry_Potter_Goths.jpg|thumb|[[tara Gilesbie|The horrifying product of a typical Drama Llama]]]]

The Drama Llama, is in fact a Llama that is quite dramatic. It is the close cousin of the [[lolcow]], and can often be found in small wooded areas in the United States, often times stirring up conflict with local townsfolk. Drama Llamas are widely considered to be the main source of [[butthurt]] in many communities. The easiest way to identify the Drama Llama is by its call, which sounds a lot like a [[16 year old girl]]. Of course there are many different subgroups within the species of the Drama Llama. By far the most [[batshit]] would be the  [[Livejournal|Drama Ljama]]. They can often be spotted by:


* Their [[Internet Disease]] to cover up their massive body fat
* Complaining about [[Depression|"HOW CUM HE DUSNT LUV ME???"]]
* Posting how much they would like to become [[An hero|An Heroes]] because their life is horrible.
* How they will tell you just how [[Ripper|hardcore they really were, and possibly how they had a grip of drugs]]


Drama Llamas can also be noticed by their distinct choice in clothing such as; [[emo|tight pants, eyeliner, and just about anything from Hot Topic]]. Take caution when approaching a Drama Llama, they are considered to be highly dangerous, if you get too close unarmed to one it may drag you back down to its underground nest and get you involved in it's [[Angst|"SRS ISSUES OMG!!!11"]]. No seriously, they will fuck you up. Don't try it.

Drama Llamas will often try to lure you to them so that they can launch a [[buttsex|surprise attack]], usually they will do this by crying in a corner, or posting sad pictures of themselves online, or even when they are really desperate taking pictures of their [[cutting|cuts]] to prove just how sad and depressing their life really is. Do not be fooled, the Drama Llama is crafty creature, do not show it any sympathy. If you show it any form of compassion, chances are it will follow you home.

The Drama Llama is well known for its ability to change its form to adapt to its current environment, though it prefers to stay in its Llama form, it will take on another if it needs to. Often times, it will mimic humans.

==Drama Llama Quotes==

{{Quote| "Fuck! Here comes the Drama Llama! I still haven't cleaned up the floor from where she spat drama last time!"|-Anonymous}}

{{Quote| "...What the FUCK was I on when I had the brilliant idea to make ''those'' things?"|-God}}

==Natural Habitats==

The '''Drama Llama''' (''Lama drama''), while once an endangered species, can now be found in abundance in the wild. Its natural habitats include:
*[[Livejournal]]
*[[DeviantArt]]
*[[MySpace]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[Boston]]
*[[Geocities]]
*[[KurtBatz|The Underside of KurtBatz' chin]]
*[http://www.acecombatskies.com AceCombatSkies]
It is attracted to the smell of [[Shay|rotting flesh]] and [[mediacrat]].

[Meme invented by Gaiaonline]

== The Many Faces of the Drama Llama ==
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Image:DalaiDolly.jpg|...[[not to be confused with x|not to be confused with]].
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Image:Fredphelps-topeka.jpg|A Drama Llama in it's human form seeking attention. 
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Image:Tumamaesunallama.jpg|Is your mother a llama?
Image:DramaLlamaLeavingInternet.jpg|Typical Drama Llama [[final solution]] after being trolled. [[Lie|They really do leave forever.]]
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==Examples of Drama Llamas==

===[[OL]]===
[[Image:Drama_Obama.jpg|thumb|[[Barack Hussein Obama|Manchurian Candidate]] version]]
These sickening creatures are often cross-bred with [[internet celebrity|internet celebrities]], [[Lolcow|Lolcows]] and [[sick fucks]] leading to the [[rape]] of the [[internet]].

* [[Emos]]
* [[Snapesnogger]]
* [[Worst Fanfic Ever]]
* [[Chris Crocker]]
* [[TheAmazingAtheist]]
* [[Furries]]
* [[Otherkin]]

===[[IRL]]===

* [[Richard Dawkins]]
* [[Dorian Thorn]]
* [[Britney Spears]]
* [[Paris Hilton]]
* [[Jews]]
* [[Homosexuals]]
* [[Twilight|Twilight fantards]]
* [[Christians]]
* [[Atheists]]
* [[Madonna]]
* [[Mohammed]]
* [[Fat|Those fat motherfuckers]]

== See Also ==
*[[LJDrama]]
*[[Internet celebrity]]
*[[Lolcow]]
*[[Drama]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] - Which wouldn't exist without this bizarre creature.
*[[Troll]]
*[[Neko]]

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