Dreamangel

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

“	LOLOLOL!!! I drawer weeely well, lolol, my artz is bettorz thatn youus. DURP!!!	„
—Dreamangel- in her own words, http://www.genericaonline.com/sites/blueentity/oekaki/index.php

This is perfectly normal and totally not homosexual

This is what happens when you drop a baby down an Uglytree.

Dreamangel77 is a furfag, sonic-tard, deviantART user who believes her art is the best in the world ever. She is obviously a lesbian even though she claims that drawing her fursona taking a bubble bath with Amy Rose is extremely normal and not gay. She is also a completely lonely basement dweller with no means to pass the time; this is evident because if you give her a long personality survey she has no choice but to completely fill out every last question [1].

Not only is she a furfag but she is also an ugly, fatass, punk bitch who believes the band Nickleback is God. Every time dreamangel77 receives a critique, she proceeds to immediately hide it in case any of her humongous fanbase sees it and decides she is a failure at art.

If you even dare to critique her art, she'll just hide it after replying with a "whatever" and then quickly run to one of your submissions and attempt to counter critique, as seen here.Toots.

Her Beautiful Art

Mm tentacles.		HAY GUIZ. IT'S ME!! DARMANAL!!	She's also in to vore
Help!!!11

Memorable Quotes

LMAO. My dear, you must not know the correct term or what you would call porn. Porn is where the Penis (Cock) is inserted into the Vagina (Pussy)

Also you are not kawaii looking, Lmao. Ew.

Ew porn, sicko.

Omg....I am so kawaii.

Shitty Fan Fiction

Note: dreamangel77's totally original plz-dont-steel-kthxbai character is known as 'Violet,' a female purple hedgehog and the biggest Mary Sue since SapphyDracases's shitty fan fiction character.

A fight to end excerpt:

Suddenly the purple hedgehog’s eyes shone with redness, bright red could only be seen, her fur changed slowly to Dark purple, and claws grew from her fingertips, her abs, and muscles seemed to get larger, as well as her chest, fangs slipped down above her lips, and she grew taller. She had managed to transform to her Omega Form, and she had appeared to gain most of her power back.

“Blooming Onions!” Boom gasped, as he drooled, gazing at the sight before him.

“No way…it can’t be, I took your powers, how do you have them back?!”

Like all Mary Sue's, Violet's character wouldn't be complete without a tragic past-- which isn't really all that tragic, considering she just escapes from a research facility and kills everyone. As a matter of fact, it just seems like a ripoff of Shadow the Hedgehog's past.

Emo.

A Dark Past to Remember excerpt:

The man at the computer, started typing frantically on the key board, and then placed his hand around a lever, and pulled down sending off a screeching noise.

Soon the bubbles surrounding the female purple hedgehog, stopped, and the liquid stood idle.

The younger man approached the tank and look up close at their experiment.

“Father…I think something may be wrong”

Just as that was said the hedgehog’s eyes snapped open, brightly lit, by a dark and evil looking red.

“	I'm sure no one will read this, or leave a f*%$# comment as most do for Fanfics	„
—dreamangel77, discussing the lack of comments on her fan fiction

An Epic Prank

A little while ago, two members on deviantART; FingerGun and emptycopic pulled a lulzy prank on dreamangel77. To summarize: both fingergun and emptycopic pretended to be two male sonicfags and made dreamangel77 'fall in love' with emptycopic, who was playing a hot azn named Eyrian. This whole ordeal was total lulz worthy.

Dreamangel77 pretended like she was always suspicious because the two trolls used a =] emotion, which is the EXACT emoticon all her flamers use; but we all know she was completely blindsided. She started asking Eyrian out on dates because she's a lonely basement dweller, but he kept saying he was busy and stopped signing on. When Eyrian showed his true colors and started "HAY EMILY ARE YOU CUTTING YOURSELF RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE I THINK YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" she couldn't believe her first and only boyfriend was saying this and assumed his account was hacked, lulz.

LOL ONLINE SEX IS FOR LOSERS!!1

Once she met Eyrian and saw his fanart for her and his super hot amazing fursona she immediately noted him confessing her love and asking him if he would like to cyber, knowing that if he saw her IRL he'd run away screaming "MAN THE HARPOONS!" Here is a documentation of dreamangel77's first, only, and last sexual experience... via cyber sex. How sad.

dreamangel77 is tired of being asked to do porn. It's so below her standards... wanna cyber?

Shadzgirl101: ^^ yeap
Shadzgirl101: Do you want to RP now?
EyrianXao: If you'd like to x]
Shadzgirl101: =3
Shadzgirl101: YAY.
EyrianXao: You wanna start? =]
Shadzgirl101: Okay.
Shadzgirl101: *Violet was walking in the woods by herself*
EyrianXao: *Eyrian stood near the edge of the woods, puffing smoke from his cigarette*
Shadzgirl101: *As she got towards the edge of the woods she walked by him and glanced at him for a second and smiled warmly*

LOL SHE'S DESPERATE FOR A BOYFRIEND!!1

EyrianXao: *He looked back at her, with a small sparkle of interest in his eye, but he didn't smile back* ...
Shadzgirl101: Violet: Hi *She waves and continues on her way*
EyrianXao: Eyrian: Er...Hello. *He speaks up a bit, but tries to not draw much attention to himself*
Shadzgirl101: *her ass shakes and her hips shake as she walks*
EyrianXao: *He checks her out closely, holding the cigarette in his hands and licking his lips* Mm..
Shadzgirl101: *She feels like he is watching her, and looks back at him for a sec, and walks slowly*
EyrianXao: *He raises his eyebrows at her, making it very obvious he was looking her over* . . .
Shadzgirl101: *She turns around fully and blushes, and then backs up a little, and falls back as she trips*
EyrianXao: *He rushes over, helping her up* Careful there, pretty lady! Don't want to blemish your behind.
Shadzgirl101: *She smiles* Violet: Thanks =^_^=
EyrianXao: *He smiles back, putting out his cigarette* No problem! Uh...I'm Eyrian.
Shadzgirl101: Violet: I'm Violet ^^
EyrianXao: Eyrian: Nice to meet you Violet! Uhh...where you headed, anyways?
Shadzgirl101: Violet: To the nearest hotspring to relax
EyrianXao: Eyrian: Oh...really? *He thought for a moment, certain thoughts running through his head* Mind if i join?
Shadzgirl101: *She nods* Violet: Sure ^^
EyrianXao: *he walks along her side towards the hotsprings, keeping an eye on her behind which made him a bit excited*
Shadzgirl101: *It jiggles as she walks but she didn't notice as they get near the hotspring*
EyrianXao: *He felt a bit of a tightness in his pants, but he decided to try and ignore it for now* So, do you come to this hotspring often?
Shadzgirl101: Violet: Yep, I love this hotspring, its' so relaxing <3
EyrianXao: Eyrian: Sure seems like it! So uh...I guess I'll come in with you. *He looks around, seeing if anyone else is around*
Shadzgirl101: *No one else is around, and she takes her clothes off revealing her bkini, and she hops in the water*
EyrianXao: *He is almost hesitant to get in the water because of his pants throbbing, but he takes off everything except his underwear revealing his toned body, and keeps his excitement hidden as much as possible as he gets in the water.* Eyrian: Wow, this is pretty nice. .
Shadzgirl101: *She smiles at him, and get's close* Violet: Yes it is...*Batters her eye lashes*
EyrianXao: *He begins to breath deeply, looking deep into her eyes as he pulls her close, but remains silent* . . .

LOL, ONLY ANTI-SOCIAL LOSERS DATE ONLINE!!1

Shadzgirl101: *She blushes badly and she strokes his chest softly* Violet: you have a very nice body
EyrianXao: *He grunts, his throbbing cock brushing up against her leg, as he blushes badly* Eyrian: O...oh...thanks...Your body is gorgeous.
Shadzgirl101: *She smiles feeling it and winks at him* Violet: Yes I can see...do you want me to make you feel even better?
EyrianXao: *He groans slightly in anticipation, nodding breathlessly*
Shadzgirl101: *She takes her hand and grasp his cock, and starts to rub it softly*
EyrianXao: *He turns red, breathing heavily before grabbing her left tit to massage it softly*
Shadzgirl101: *She moans, and squeezes his cock gently*
EyrianXao: *He throbs in her hand, the warmth of his cock filling her hands* Oh Violet...*He uses his other hand to pull her hand in and begin to kiss her*
Shadzgirl101: *She moans softly and strokes the tip of his cock slowly* Violet: I want you...
EyrianXao: Eyrian: Not yet...First...*He reaches down to rub her clit, and feel around her opening* Mm...
Shadzgirl101: *She moans like crazy*
EyrianXao: *He then begins to finger her with two fingers furiously, sucking on her neck*
Shadzgirl101: *She moans, and rubs his back as he does*
EyrianXao: *He then slips his huge cock in her, licking up and down her neck still* Oh god...Violet...You're so tight...
Shadzgirl101: *She moans, and get's closer to him moaning*
EyrianXao: *He fucks her slowly at first, but slowly gets faster. He uses his hands to massage her juicy tits, rubbing her hard nipples* Mm...thats right babe...
Shadzgirl101: *She smiles, and rubs his chest, and kisses him softly on his neck* Violet: Oooo....nice...
EyrianXao: *He reaches back to squeeze her ass, and sticks his finger in her backside slowly as he fucks her and moans in pleasure*
Shadzgirl101: *She presses her stomach against his, and pants, as she feels that she will climax*
EyrianXao: *He also feels like he is going to climax, pushing her against the edge of the springs and fucking her as fast as he can before he can feel his cock contracting, cum exploding inside of her* Eyrian: Oh god, Violet!
Shadzgirl101: Violet: Oh Eyrian... *she moans his name softy, as she orgasms*
EyrianXao: *He breathes heavily, relaxing now as his cock slips out of her, her hole dripping with his juice. He then relaxed beside her, holding her in his arms* Ahh..
Shadzgirl101: *She lays her head against his chest, and smiles at him* Violet: That was...nice
EyrianXao: Eyrian: Yeah...It was...*He pets her head softly*
Shadzgirl101: *She giggles, and kisses him*
EyrianXao: *He kisses her back softly*
Shadzgirl101: *She smiles*

LOL SHES SO PATHETIC SHE BEGS FOR EYRIAN TO TAKE HER BACK!!1

EyrianXao: *He yawns* Eyrian: mm..I'm so tired now..Haha. How are you feeling?
Shadzgirl101: Violet: I'm a little tired as well, this was exciting though.
EyrianXao: Eyrian: Yeah, I have to see you again.. *He kisses her softly on the forehead*
Shadzgirl101: *She smiles and blushes*
EyrianXao: Eyrian: You're so pretty..*He picks her up and takes her out of the hotsprings* Hehe, where do you want me to put you now?
Shadzgirl101: *She blushes* Violet: Uh you can put me down right here ^^
EyrianXao: *He puts her down softly, grabbing her ass softly as he does* Eyrian: Here ya go
Shadzgirl101: *she giggles some* Violet: Thanks ^^
EyrianXao: *He rubs her shoulders a bit* Eyrian: Mm, so where you headed now, love?
Shadzgirl101: *She moans a bit* Violet: I don't know acutally, I don't have a home so I wander about and meet new people and such, ya know? *She looks up at him*
EyrianXao: *He looks a bit sad now* Oh...Well...You could always stay at my place if you need somewhere to go.
Shadzgirl101: Violet: Oh really, I don't want to bother you, but that's really sweet of you
EyrianXao: Eyrian: I wouldn't have offered if I knew you would be a bother. However...I would like to do this again. *He grins, letting out a bit of a chuckle*
Shadzgirl101: *She blushes* Violet: Yes I would love to do it with you again too *Winks*
EyrianXao: *He blushes too* Good...Well...If you ever want to, you know where I am, heheh.
Shadzgirl101: *She nods and smiles*
EyrianXao: Mm...I feel so dirty now x] Haha
Shadzgirl101: xD hehehe
Shadzgirl101: same
EyrianXao: That was hott though =]~
Shadzgirl101: ^^ indeed.
EyrianXao: I would tell you something but I may scare you off, haha XD
Shadzgirl101: What? xD
EyrianXao: Well, uh, if you are sure you want to hear x];;
Shadzgirl101: Yes.
EyrianXao: Well during the RP, when I didn't reply...Lets just say I had to do something before I went crazy x];;;;
Shadzgirl101: xD Ah I see, and I understand perfectly
EyrianXao: Just thinking about it drives me wild, hehe. You helped though, so thanks? xD
Shadzgirl101: Your welcome ^^ trust me a lot of people who Rp do the same thing. I'm use to it =P
EyrianXao: I just hope I don't creep you out, is all x];; I still care for you a lot <3
Shadzgirl101: Nope you don't creep me out =3
EyrianXao: Ah man, its coming on again just talking to you. I feel so terrible =[
Shadzgirl101: Awww\
Shadzgirl101: I wrote about you on my shoutboard in my journal =3
EyrianXao: You did? =0 I must see this
EyrianXao: Aww =] You
EyrianXao: re so nice <3
Shadzgirl101: ^^
Shadzgirl101: I'm tired and I have summer school tommorow so I'm gonna go okay?
EyrianXao: Sure thing x];; Have a wonderful rest luv.
EyrianXao: O
Shadzgirl101: ^^ Okay cya tommorow <3
EyrianXao: I'm gunna take care of some...business haha x];;
EyrianXao: Seeya! ^^
Shadzgirl101: ^^ heheh bye!
Shadzgirl101 signed off at 12:51:33 AM.

As soon as Dreamangel found out that she was cybering with a girl as well as dating one was lesbian behavior she ran to her nigger friends. They continue to flirt with art to this day.

Silly comebacks

WARNING: EVERY POST THAT DOES NOT SAY "YOUR ART ROCKS" IS A FLAME.

Believing that she is an ultimate genius, she obviously makes up her own comebacks. Like; "Your face.", "Your Mom.", "Go fuck a green Donkey." and "Cacasmudge...".

Also, if you don't like her art or try to give her constructive criticism, she'll respond with "jelly bean". Which, after some painstaking research, apparently means you are "jealous on the inside" in furfag.

Just a bit crazy?

DreamAngel has a tendency to be batshit, just like most other furfags. She will scream and throw a tantrum if anyone dares use the name "Violet", considering it's the name of her eyesore of a character. She obviously owns the word violet, despite it having been the name of a color and a flower for eons before her mistake of a conception.

But she has put that insanity on a new level. Meet dreamangel78, a sockpuppet account (or perhaps an anon?) to rip herself off with, then bitch at. If she's going to abuse herself, she should stick old-fashioned cutting and become an hero.