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[[Image:Fatwoman.jpg|thumb|This woman just finished eating a child.]] 
Whenever a human being who is so [[fat]] that he or she is confined to a battery-operated wheelchair, looks at you achingly, and licks her lips as if you are a Little Debbie snack cake, you have approximately 5 seconds to live before you are consumed.  This is just one example of an eat attack.
[[Image:Feedme.jpg|thumb|Example of an eat attack.]]
[[Image:Eat attack.jpg|thumb|[[OMGWTFBBQ|OMG WTF HAX BBQ]]]]
Eat attacks are sometimes used for entertainment in the form of an eating contest. This practice, first employed by the ancient Romans, has been a popular excuse for [[Fatties]] to be even more disgusting, all the while claiming that they are "In training".

== See Also ==
*[http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ Eat attack ground zero]
*[[PixelBeeProductions]] who eats cars
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