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Have you ever noticed that every Scientologist talks like a 12 year old girl who's texting?
 

 

—Fox News Channel, 31 March '08, re: Sec Check.

FOUND ON THE INTERNETS

>>947
That's right. These plant faggot fuckers don't realize that it's the golden age of psychiatry and we are fucking unstoppable. If they want to joke around with violence and shit they're individually going to get v& in their very own MEST bodies. Fuck that. Marcabian Psychiatric Warriors play it a different way, and we always play to win -- NO MATTER FUCKING WHAT. TL;DR: Scilons FTL

 
 
To Anonymous:

I have just concluded a telephone call from a Los Angeles Police Department representative assigned to the major crimes division.

During that telephone call I was advised that both the Los Angeles District Attorney and the Los Angeles City Attorney had decided not to proceed any further with the filing of criminal charges against outed Anonymous participant Rorschach. This means that the case is over and there will be no further court appearances required by Rorschach.

The decision not to prosecute was made before I had emailed the existence of a video/audio report of the entire incident. This, or the CD copy, is now needed immediately by the LAPD. I said we would try and have it there tomorrow.

From the LAPD’s perspective the video/audio might indicate that the offense of filing a false police report had been committed. From Rorschach’s perspective it may support a law suit seeking damages for false arrest and imprisonment.

The 70 page draft declaration I provided this morning is now being read. It would not surprise me if the L.A.P.D. Decided that the best action would be to take action in connection with matters in that document already.

During the conversation I obtained the distinct impression that the Scientology enterprise has a number of Anon participants under surveillance. I also received the message that provided Anon acted lawfully, and picketed lawfully, they would be just fine. However, the Scientology enterprise is going to great effort to try and find any unlawful conduct by Anon. And we know that if Scientology cannot find your “crime” then it will “manufacture” the allegations.

Obviously the entire incident should teach us all a lesson in not providing the cult an inch with which to take a mile! Let DM be the only one who “goes postal.”

Congratulations Ror.
 


 

Graham "E(pic Win)" Berry

 
 

THIS WHOLE CHANNEL IS NOTHING BUT A BULL SHIT LIE YOUR A FUCKEN COWERED WHO BACKS ANOTHER COWERED HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD...which MEAND YOU DON'T LOOK TO GOOD...HOW DO YOU EXPLAN YOUR FOR THE TRUTH WHEN YOU YOURSELF ARE A BIG FUCKEN LIE? IT CAN'T BE DONE!!!! YOU DUMB ASS BIGGET AND A BIG GAY BASHING FAG AS WELL!! THIS IS A CROCK OF A BAD JOKE CHANNEL!!! NICE FUCKED IN THE HEAD JOB!!!!! ASS HOLE!!

RacerX

HELL.LTD

(*(WE PACKAGE SHIT IN A CAN)*)

MOSTLY FO..SAM I AM!

YOUR A HOT POCKET OF A MISTAKE IN LIFE..DUDe!
 


 

Racer x's take on BURK

 
 
<hep> how old are you again puna?
<PunaKone> i am 16 next tuesday
<hep> lol
<hep> when did you get on irc
<PunaKone> when i was around 12-13
<hep> evan is 13
<hep> but i wont let him irc
<hep> irc leads to wasted lives
<PunaKone> yes
<PunaKone> as can be seen from YOU
<hep> obv
<BURK> see that is good parenting
 

 

ED IRC

 
 
<eppigy> I TOLD AUNT JEMIMA IM BOUT MY SCRILLA
<eppigy> DOWN SOUTH IM KNOWN AS A STONE COLD PANCAKE KILLA
<eppigy> GIVE ME SOME BUTTER AND SYRUP
<eppigy> ILL MAKE THAT BITCH TWIRK
<eppigy> WHY YOU SMILIN ALL UP ON THAT BOTTLE
<eppigy> GET OUT ON THE STREET AND GET TO WORK
<eppigy> BITCH BETTA MAKE MY SCRATCH
<eppigy> I GOTTA FINANCE REVOLUTIONS AND DAILY CONSUMPTION OF CORNED BEEF HASH
 

 

ED IRC

 
 

Let's fuck some kids, they can't say no Molest them now before they grow Threaten them with oral sex Expose yourself to incest

'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Suck a little hairless crack Hold 'em down, they can't fight back Watch 'em scream and cry with fear Fucking cunt don't tell nobody dear

'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Alright, expose yourself to kids Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Say I'm a pervert, it's OK Hey! Candy little girl? Walk my way, you fucking bitch Child abuse is on my mind Little fucking kids I'm soon to find

But it's alright, expose yourself to kids Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your cock in front of them and masturbate
 


 

GG_Allin

 
 
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children.
 

 

—David Lane

"LOOKS LIKE WE CAN GET THAT GUN OUT OF HIS HANDS NOW" --ecctv on Charlton Heston's death

"Good for them, but why do they have to take a topless, ass-grabbing, soft-focus Glamour Shot for all the world to see? This is the gayest shit I've seen in a long time, and being gay in San Francisco, I've seen some gay-ass shit." -- ribald_faggot on this imaeg.

"Oh yay. Arse-robots. We can have arse-robots, but not flying cars and personal jetpacks?" --Shadyglenn on robots.

"Has anyone seen XKCD #404? 403's there, and 405's there, but I can't find 404." --dlsspy

"Whatever, not interested in playing oppression olympics with you." coniraya, having just had her rant about oppression and the olympics in sanfrancisco

"Do not speak unless one of the Channel Operators addresses you by nick.
Only then you may answer, addressing the Channel Operator as Revered One." ED IRC etiquette

 
 

Planning a gathering ^____^

I need the following in bulk, stat:

-3 cases of diapers (important: adult size)
-12 sippy cups Jammies (again, adult size)
-Lots and lots of chlorophyll tablets

I need this as cheaply as possible. I've been looking around at the medical supply places, but they either do not sell direct to the public, or require doctor approval.
I hold these events often enough that wholesale prices are preferred.

 


 

Tailfox

 
 
...If you have a dying GRANDMA I'll fucking release her INFORMATION we'll call her and prank her 24/7 'cuz it's fun...I will just release, release, release...
 

 

Tom Serson

There is clearly not enough cowbell in the universe to satiate Christopher Walken's needs.

 
 
...If you have a dying GRANDMA I'll fucking release her INFORMATION we'll call her and prank her 24/7 'cuz it's fun...I will just release, release, release...
 

 

Tom Serson

"I told u I was hardcore" -Ripper

"There is nothing wrong with diapers. I am a normal human, have a full time job and love to write stories and roleplay. I also love friends and keep them." - Knuffy

"I am a local southern Illinosian, and I am concern. I have a attitude of make it more babyish, but I am a 28 year old man." - Knuffy

"SHUT UP JUDGE!" - Prince Jeremy

"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood." - Patrick Bateman

"You wouldn't know Prada (shoes) if one stepped on your scrotum." - Greg House

"I think I should quit the tubes now before I do what I do best; make things worse" - ODB

"Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open." - Patrick Bateman

 
 
<feem> we found a pair of sharted underpants in the bathroom a year ago
<feem> who fucking shits their pants at a datacenter and leaves them there
<ChaterineHepburn> dude
<ChaterineHepburn> there was a phantom shitter at xo
<ChaterineHepburn> who was legendary
<ChaterineHepburn> for smearing shit all over the walls and floor
<ChaterineHepburn> of the stall
<ChaterineHepburn> and then locking it
<ChaterineHepburn> and climbing out
<BradFitzchatrick> XO bought my old data center
<BradFitzchatrick> and ruined it
<BradFitzchatrick> if i were in an XO facility
<BradFitzchatrick> id smear shit everywhere too
 

 

Buttes IRC

 
 
<feem> we found a pair of sharted underpants in the bathroom a year ago
<feem> who fucking shits their pants at a datacenter and leaves them there
<ChaterineHepburn> dude
<ChaterineHepburn> there was a phantom shitter at xo
<ChaterineHepburn> who was legendary
<ChaterineHepburn> for smearing shit all over the walls and floor
<ChaterineHepburn> of the stall
<ChaterineHepburn> and then locking it
<ChaterineHepburn> and climbing out
<BradFitzchatrick> XO bought my old data center
<BradFitzchatrick> and ruined it
<BradFitzchatrick> if i were in an XO facility
<BradFitzchatrick> id smear shit everywhere too
 

 

Buttes IRC

 
 
It would seem the life he's been leading is the /b/tards dream.
Domination, Incest, Kiddiefuck, Jailbaitfuck, Dumb wife.
 

 

Anonymous

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