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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/April 2009

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Encyclopedia Dramatica,is possibly my favorite website. I’m absolutely in love with what I perceive as a union of the encyclopedia and the blog.But I have to be careful: if I look something up, I will undoubtedly end up casually reading related articles for hours. Come to think of it.. Encyclopedia Dramatica really reminds me of the feeling of the early web, when every website belonged to a ring and there was a links page on every site.. You could totally lose yourself in an endless stream of semi-related content.
 

 

—Brian, Ok this was really about TOW but it should be for ED

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/April 2, 2009
 
 

Three things are certain

Death, taxes, and lost data

Guess which has occurred?
 


 

—a haiku, defiantly not about Conficker

 
 

Attention:

I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this if you don't comply, i was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 10 days.Someone you called your friend wants you dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told us that he wants you dead and he provided us your names, photograph and other necessary information we needed about you. If you are in doubt with this I will send you to death.

Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just felt something good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact you first and know why somebody will want you dead by all means. Right now my men are monitoring you, their eyes are on you, and even the place you think is safer for you to hide might not be. Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, $9,000 usd is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay $3,000 usd then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $6,000 usd. If you are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the assignment after all I have already being paid before now.

Warning: do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody want you dead, and the person knows all members of your family as well. For your own good I will advise you not to go out once is 9pm until I make out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person who want you dead then you can use it to take any legal action.

Good luck as I await your urgent respond. Do response to me on this email servicesforsuspension@yahoo.cn


Thanks, Mr. Jacks Hitler (Everyones Nigtmare)

 


 

juanoclock is going to die

 
 

Attention:

I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this if you don't comply, i was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 10 days.Someone you called your friend wants you dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told us that he wants you dead and he provided us your names, photograph and other necessary information we needed about you. If you are in doubt with this I will send you to death.

Meanwhile, I have sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation, but I ordered them to stop for a while and not to strike immediately because I just felt something good and sympathetic about you. I decided to contact you first and know why somebody will want you dead by all means. Right now my men are monitoring you, their eyes are on you, and even the place you think is safer for you to hide might not be. Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? It is up to you. Get back to me now if you are ready to enter deal with me, I mean life trade, who knows, and I might just spear your life, $9,000 usd is all you need to spend. You will first of all pay $3,000 usd then I will send the tape of the person that want you dead to you and when the tape gets to you, you will pay the remaining $6,000 usd. If you are not ready for my help, then I will have no choice but to carry on the assignment after all I have already being paid before now.

Warning: do not think of contacting the police or even tell anyone because I will extend it to any member of your family since you are aware that somebody want you dead, and the person knows all members of your family as well. For your own good I will advise you not to go out once is 9pm until I make out time to see you and give you the tape of my discussion with the person who want you dead then you can use it to take any legal action.

Good luck as I await your urgent respond. Do response to me on this email servicesforsuspension@yahoo.cn


Thanks, Mr. Jacks Hitler (Everyones Nigtmare)

 


 

juanoclock is going to die

 
 
[22:22] <weather> i dunno, i find gaydiamond touching and endearing

[22:22] <DCY> you best be trolling, nigger...
 


 

—ED IRC, (He wasn't)

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/April 7, 2009

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/April 8, 2009

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/April 9, 2009

 
 
HOOK UP WITH HOT 4CHAN CHICKS IN YOUR AREA
 

 

—Penni-piper

 
 
notice the time on that comment
 

 

—burk

 
 
If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple. 27.And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.
 

 

—Luke 14:26, Jesus showing us how to love

 
 
If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple. 27.And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.
 

 

—Luke 14:26, Jesus showing us how to love

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/April 14, 2009
 
 
POPpoPopOPoPoPopOPOPOP
 

 

—this message has been removed

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/April 16, 2009
 
 
VaultTec2 offers superior archives. Stop modifying it or I break your hands.
 

 

User:That Thing There on Rosechuspickle's talk page, serious business, this wiki thing.

 
 
I will just release, release, release ....
 

 

Tom Serson

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/April 19, 2009

 
 
All great movements are popular movements. They are the volcanic eruptions of human passions and emotions, stirred into activity by the ruthless Goddess of Distress or by the torch of the spoken word cast into the midst of the people.
 

 

Adolf Hitler, Happy Birthday dear fuhrer

 
 
<nay> but like

<nay> the whole process

<nay> is really very intuitive

<nay> first, the daddy sticks his love into the mommy's breadbasket

<nay> 6 months later

<nay> the stork brings a new baby

<nay> to her stomach

<nay> and she poops it out

<nay> and then

<nay> um they clip it's wings

<nay> and they all go home together

<nay> and are happy
 


 

nay, O U!

 
 
<nay> but like

<nay> the whole process

<nay> is really very intuitive

<nay> first, the daddy sticks his love into the mommy's breadbasket

<nay> 6 months later

<nay> the stork brings a new baby

<nay> to her stomach

<nay> and she poops it out

<nay> and then

<nay> um they clip it's wings

<nay> and they all go home together

<nay> and are happy
 


 

—User:nay

 
 
Think of me as a good Hitler.
 

 

Tom Serson

 
 
Since then, DHS and the local police force have harassed our local Furcadia club, stolen our fursuits, tainted UA's, placed surveillance on our persons and vehicles, threatened several of us receiving state services, and multiple other unethical, unlawful, and unconstitutional practices.
 

 

Blu Aardvark

 
 
Since then, DHS and the local police force have harassed our local Furcadia club, stolen our fursuits, tainted UA's, placed surveillance on our persons and vehicles, threatened several of us receiving state services, and multiple other unethical, unlawful, and unconstitutional practices.
 

 

Blu Aardvark

 
 
Please remove your shoes

Government regulations

Allah Ackbar BOOM
 


 

sandalgate revisited in haiku

 
 
Please remove your shoes

Government regulations

Allah Ackbar BOOM
 


 

sandalgate revisited in haiku

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/April 28, 2009
 
 
As for Wes, I blame all of these happenings on him. If he had not taken my life-long friend away from me, I might have a Pretty Girlfriend today. And I would not have had to set out on endeavoring LOVE QUEST!
 

 

Chris-chan

 
 
haven't you figure it out yet that that site is for fuckers?
 

 

Malin, on Encyclopedia Dramatica

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