Etsukoajibana
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Els van Maaren aka Etsukoajibana is a prime example of a wapanese fangirl. Despite being Dutch, she listens to Japanese music, bastardizes the Japanese language (like any other typical weaboo) and dreams of being a manga artist. She's mainly known for being one of the biggest art thieves on Fag Art Central. A close companion of the more popular art thief Bean, Etsuko followed along in the footsteps of many untalented fanbrats before her. Unable to create the caliber of art required to get her the mindless asspats from the Yu-Gi-Oh fanbase, Etsuko did what every attention starved 16 year old girl does; she traced her artwork. And even with proof she still does it (see OCs (*coughcough*Marysue*coughcoughcough*), she denies she still traces her pics.
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The Obsession
Yu-Gi-Oh
Like most fantards, Etsucko was not pleased with how the creators of Yu-Gi-Oh were carrying the story along. So she created an 'Original character'.
Even someone with cataracts can see that Etslutto couldn't possibly be modeled after her creator. The only things they have in common are blond hair, blue eyes and Aryan white skin. It is clear that Etsuko is what Els wishes she looked like. Like most fangirls, Els has unrealistic expectations.
Like many other Yugioh fangirls, she has an unhealthy obsession with Yami Yugi (Oh Wait, it's Atemu!), therefore her Mary Sue and Yami Atemu, have a relationship that goes back over 9000 years ago in ancient Egypt where they ruled as queen and pharaoh and have . True originality! Not only that but they have kids as well.
They have a son called "Aito", Egyptian for "Faggot", who looks like a combination of Seto Kaiba and Yugi. He died from his 'past' life because of Bakura.
Also their daughters Lisa & Etsumi are just female versions of Yugi, how well thought of. Their last daughter Hanako is stolen from a book from Christopher hart --- Wait, how many fucking kids do they have?? This proves that she's just a horny, obsessed fangirl.
JAM Project
As if her Yugioh obsession wasn't eye-bleedingly bad enough, she also wets her panties over J-Rock. The band you will hear her orgasm about should you ever read her DA page is JAM Project, namely the lead singer, Endoh Masaaki.
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While any normal human being would consider this "music" absolute trash, Els, along with her boatload of fantarts, eat this shit up like strawberry flavored pocky.
Etsuko: A Character Study
Etsuko Ajibana is arguably one of the biggest Mary Sues to erupt from the minds of lonely, sex-deprived fangirls. Apparently, she had a past life as Yami's Atemu's Egyptian Queen, where they had a million babies, or some shit like that.
Another reason Etsuko looks "not 100%, but 50% for sure" like Els is that her features were copied from other Yu-Gi-Oh characters. Etsuko is just Dark Magician Girl, without the loli goodness, with Yugi's hair style and Tea's eye shape.
The shocking part is that there are over 9000 asstards who say that her OC is lovely, original or even cute. Can't they see that she just fucked up DMG ?!???11!?
Like other suethors before her, she is under the impression that putting fucked up flaws into her Mary Sue character will not make her one.
"(味花悦子) Etsuko Ajibana
School subjects
-Bad in Math and other subjects by which you need to calculate things
-Bad in German
-Hates the subject Biology when it’s about cell levels or sexual things
-Sucks at Gymnastics
Physical flaws
-Weak spine
-Right leg is somewhat longer than her left(You can see it a bit)
-Right breast is a few mm. bigger than her left(Can't see it that well, but can feel it for sure)
(Oh yes , because everyone wants to touch her breasts! What a slut)
-Psoriasis behind her left ear
-Bad condition
-Easily catches a cold
Emotional Flaws
- Has a quick temper when people annoy her
- Quickly cries, but only with a good reason for it
- She's insecure about herself
- Is afraid when she has to do a talk, sing a song, etc. in front of a big crowd
- Feels ignored very quickly
- Is quickly embarrassed when she makes mistakes
- Thinks she’s stupid when she does something wrong
Bad points in her relationship with Yami Yugi/Atemu(闇の遊戯/アテム)
-Atemu(アテム) gets angry because Etsuko is trying to hide her childhood with Seto Kaiba(海馬 瀬人)
-Etsuko lost her trust in Atemu after the trick Kaiba made. Kaiba showed Atemu an edited tape on which Etsuko was having sex with Kaiba. Atemu believed the video in the first place. Even after Etsuko was trying to tell him that it was fake, he still didn’t believed her
-Etsuko is insecure when it's about having sex. Atemu is a bit annoyed about it sometimes. Though he does respect Etsuko's choices
-Etsuko is afraid that Atemu will dislike her when he finds out about the psoriasis "
Yeah, because flaws TOTALLY excuse a character from Mary Sueism. Take note that she only did this after getting bitched out for having a Mary Sue.
Etsuko the Art Thief
Scouring the depths of the tubes, Els found art made by fangirls that actually had some talent, and traced over them. Yu-Gi-Oh fantards, unable to tell one piece of art from another, jumped onto the fresh fandom fodder with much glee. Thrilled with the result Etsuko began branching away from Yu-Gi-Oh, collecting various animu shit from around the net and drawing over it. Utilizing the mystical ancient Egyptian powers of MSPaint, she began sloppily coloring over Yu-Gi-Oh screenshots (a tactic found primarily among fans of Sonic The Hedgehog and other shitty Shounen Manga).
Wall of Irrefutable Evidence
 Such a nice trace. |
 The best part, she hates yuri. |
 Which one is really from the show? |
 Tea is better at fanservice. |
 How do I steal art? |
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 The Art Theft Club! |
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 Hmm, this looks familiar. |
 pose from a Dutch tampon-instruction |
 dick head trace |
 Not copied... |
 traced from another tracer(Marumarimaru) |
The fanbase
Just like most fucktards of DeviantArt, she has a huge fanbase. If you draw anything related to her Mary Sue she'll automatically favor it! No matter how retarded it is!!! She may say that she really "loves" it, but what is she really thinking? Oh and if you want your lulz from them, try telling the truth about her oh-so-original "Art". They will seriously freak out, and block your ass, claiming 'U IZ FLAMER FUK U'.
ALSO, even though Etsuko always says that she likes to voice her opinions, it is downright obvious that the faggot is jealous, on top of that sensitive when people remind her of her tracing ways. THEREFORE, in order not to make herself feel too bad to a point where she will slit her wrists, she tells her friends to back her up.
- Her lovey dovey boyfriend; Edwardumb
- Her 23 year-old Indonesian bitch that does her slave work so she wouldn't have to face all the flamming
Other Notable Mary Sues
Etsuko Yamamoto
Her Naruto Mary Sue that she paired up with Kabuto Yakushi. Her clothing were copied from another character as she stated here:
"♥ I don't give a damn that her outfit looks like Kasumi's! I just like that female ninja outfit! And I gave her the power of nature, because I love nature myself ♥"
Etsukoajibana has put in mary sue traits into this mary sue.
This is information from what Etsukoajibana wrote about her mary sue:
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Blond
Age: 18
Personality: Strongheaded, Kind, Peachful, Sensitive, Caring, Arrogant(a bit), Shy(only when she's around a boy that she loves), Quick tempered when people make fun of her or when they are annoying her
She uses the power of the nature in her fights and uses her katana. Sometimes she uses shurikens. She fled a battle by disappearing in a sakura leaf storm, a whirlwind or by using a smoke ball.
Personal Quote: "Once you live as a ninja, you can't live an other way"
"A ninja always stays and lives in the shadows"
Crush: Kabuto Yakushi
External Links
- Her Youtube
- FAC Page
- Her DeviantART
- Animexx Profile
- Her Yugiohfag account/ Plzflameeverywhere
- [Elsjuh_vanmaaren@hotmail.com ,her E-mail address, yes people she has a webcam and she's lesbian, so have fun.]
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