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'''Everybody Loves Raymond''' is a show about an [[Italy|Italian]] [[man]] who was just a momma's boy, until he got married and became a pussywhipped momma's boy. 
==Characters==
Everyone in his family has a natural -5 penalty to will saves against fear. There's Raymond, the huge wimp, his brother, the wimpy introvert who everyone thinks is retarded because he never says anything and cries alot, his wife who is basically just there to provide a character willing to occasionally defy Ray's mom, and his father, who is a bitter old man.  
==Photo Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Brad_Garrett.jpg|Brad Garrett at [[NAMBLA]] annual symposium
Image:Patricia_Heaton.jpg|MMMMM.... [[MILF]]
Image:raymonds_mom.jpg|Raymond's mom bares all!
</gallery>

==Teh Jokes==
The show has four jokes, all of them are [[unfunny]]:
# Ray's mom is a [[retarded]] [[psycho]] [[bitch]].
# Ray is a massive [[pussy]]. So is his brother.
# It is funny to watch a man's wife fight with his mother because he thinks that anyone related to him by blood is automatically allowed to use him as their doormat and therefore won't stand up for himself
# Ray's father makes comments to the effect that he is a bitter old man. This involves innovative ideas like dark [[sarcasm]].

==Trivia==
*Ray is extremely pussywipped by his mother and his brother is extremely homo. 
*In the last ever episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, Raymond [[The Aristocrats|stuck his finger up his mothers vagina while his daughter shat in his mouth]].

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