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== The Horror In Full ==

The internet, revolutionary and essential as it is, is nonetheless filled with horrors that can chill you to your very soul. There is the body-shock of [[Goatse]], the pornographic horror of [[Hai2u]], the clothing-line horror of [[put shoe on head]].
[[Image:CrackyImitation.jpg|thumb|right|[[internet rules|Rule 17'd]]]]
But very, '''VERY''' little can compare with the face and features of quite possibly the ugliest human being to ever grace the surface of this planet - '''Fatty-Tan'''  (Real name : Amanda. Do you care?) . To see her is to view pure diced dogshit, the pain of Hiroshima in your anus, the smell of a decomposing [[penis]]. As a person with exactly zero appeal in ANY department, how she has anybody at her beck-and-call is a mystery. 
[[Image:Cracky100.jpg|thumb|left|"If I see that fucking Fatty-Tan one more time..."]]
There is, however, one person perfect for her out there. And that person is [[Cyndre]].

{{warning|text= This Chan has a face like a charred butt.}}   
== Fatty Tan : Official [[Internet Disease]] ==

It would kill a person of average I.Q. to imagine what Fatty-Tan looks like when she's not photographing herself at odd, oblique angles and photoshopping her cankles. The money's on a white '''Forrest Whitaker'''. With '''Karposi's Sarcoma'''. And '''Kwashikor'''.

Doctors (psychiatrists, mostly), have been trying to answer the question for decades; mainly, why do ugly, fat women post their paint-stripping photos for all to see? So much for a woman coyly covering up her [[breasts]]. Nowadays they'll shove your face into their fishy '''poon'''. Do they get some perverted kick out of it? 

Answers, on a postcard please, to Dudley Zoo, [[United Kingdom]]. They'll appreciate it, promise.[[Image:Fatty3.jpg|thumb|right|Fatty-Tan views herself in a mirror.]]


Possible Aim: im not fattytan

== Famous (i.e., hilarious) Quotes ==
 
* "I think that is a disease but I forget what it's called..." Fatty is diseased. Pass it around kthks.
[[Image:Fattytantits.jpg|thumb|left|[[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]]]* "Um hi I'm ugly." Fatty faces up to the '''Facts'''.
* "Dear Up-chan, please stop taking pictures that make you seem like a whore. You don't seem like that kind of person and I don't want to see you go down like that. Libertine wouldn't tell you to do it because I'm sure he'd love for you to be a slut on the internet, but I really don't think you should display yourself in such ways as you have been unless you want to be viewed as such. Thank you. Love, Fatty-tan.." Fatty was too late, Up-chan had already exposed her ham sacks to the internet.

== External Links ==

*[http://www.knottso.com/robot/ Fatty-Chan : Offical Website? Well, it's shit enough.]
*[http://www.lurkmore.com/chanchan/girls/007 Lurkmore board. ]
*{{lj|user=fatty-tan}} Don't even bother.



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