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'''Furnitureporn.com''' is a [[pornography]] web site that caters to a group of people almost as [[fuck]]ed up  as [[Furries]]: the Furniphiles. It's also a good case in point why Web 1.0 sucks. Go to the site and don't tell me your eyes don't bleed from the horrible page design. 
==Furniphiles==
'''Furniphiles''' (or ''furnies'', for short) are people who get off on strategically placing pieces of furniture in compromising positions.  Then they take pictures of the furniture and [[masturbate]] furiously. Flavors of furnies include:
*'''Amateur Seating'''
*'''Bondage'''
*'''Office Party''', and the ever popular
*'''Outdoors'''

==furnitureporn.com==
The most popular furniphile site, furnitureporn.com is also the most comprehensive.  Everything from armoires to vanities is depicted humping other pieces of furniture with raw, uncensored detail.  Whether it's chair-on-chair, chair-on-desk, or desk-on-desk, all of your filthy perversions can be found here.

'''Furny Porn''' is broken up into several subsections, the most [[lulz]]y of which is the "Letters" page.  There are also user-contributed [http://www.furnitureporn.com/roofsex.html movies] and photos, and it used to have a fairly active [[Message board]] which has since e-died.

==HAWT CHAIR-ON-CHAIR ACTION (BARELY LEGAL)==
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Image:Fp5.gif|Two, young, amateur armchairs do the classic [[69]].
Image:Ca24.jpg|Lucy Liu wants to eat out you!
Image:Ca13.jpg|Now, now Ms. Barrymore. There's plenty of Diaz for everyone.
Image:Office7.jpg|They really can take this fucking job.
Image:Out8.jpg|Hot, gay, teen lawnchair sluts!!!
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Image:Furniturepornchair.jpg|A different variety of furni pr0n
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==[[MOAR]] HAWT SEXXORS==
*[http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html The premiere hot and wild Furniture Porn]
*[http://www.furnitureporn.com/roofsex.html FREE VIDEO! NO CREDIT CARD NEEDED]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7IoZmm8qig TV cums all over couch!]

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