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[[Image:4234942.jpg|thumb|I'm totally a [[asshole|cool guy]] listening to mah hxc! If i call u a fag that means im not gay, right??!?]]

[http://last.fm/user/g0sm0k3ashotgun g0sm0k3ashotgun] is the [[troll|last.fm user]] who instigated the great last.fm [[flame]] wars of March 08. He scrobbles nothing but [[emo|hardcore bands]] in an attempt to look [[pretentiousness|like he has good taste]] and deletes all records of the electronica that he listens to all the time so that no one thinks he is a [[fag]]. He can often be found insulting other users' [[shit_no_one_cares_about|taste in music]] and calling them [[homosexual]] to show how [[drama|mature]] he can be. His disclaimer in his profile states that "[[bullshit|Iam never a dick unless you start shit with me]]", which is absolute [[truth]]. Any swearing he does is [[pussy|self-censored]] with *'s. His real name is [[goatse|Colin]] Pate and he's got a [[pedophile|purdy mouth]]. 

[[Image:Gosmokeashotgunfuckingfurrylol.JPG|thumb|right|200px|[[proof]] that shotgun is a [[furfag]]]]

g0sm0k3ashotgun proves the [[Internet_Fuckwad_Theory]]


== The Great Last.fm Flame Wars of March 08 ==
[[Image:gosmokeashotgun.jpg|thumb|this faggot > you because he's into REAL HARDCORE]]
The flaming began when g0sm0k3ashotgun swore at [[cutslikedrugsx]] and called him a fag,  [[lie|claiming]] that cutslikedrugsx had [[bullshit|started shit]] with him. Cuts then responded with sheer absurdity, admitting to be a furfag and typing [[random]] links and comments into Shotgun's shoutbox. Cuts then escalated the [[fursecution|conflict]] with [[irony|changing his user pic to Shotgun's]]. After a stern warning from the [[mods]], Cuts changed his user pic to a much more emo one, impersonating a [[scenester]] with the intention of further provoking Shotgun's [[police|quest to purify the internet of all lesser emos]]. This epic [[fail|duel]] spilled over into [[100|millions and gajillions]] of other users' shoutbox's and forums and artist pages [[lulz|annoying]] everyone. Soon bajilliagooglilians of other [[fucktard|users]] were in on the flaming. The intensity peaked when buttsocket, a [[Internet_Vigilante_Group|DEFENDER OF REASON]] attempted to arbitrate the hostilities. He wrote an [[tl;dr|objective and well written open letter]] calling for [[maturity]] and criticizing both Cuts and Shotgun for their failure to [[attention_whore|act like reasonable people]]. Cuts responded with a [[copypasta]] from a complaint letter generator and Shotgun replied by [[fursecution|claiming his actions were only in defense]]. Cuts is now [[an hero]]. TEH END LOL.

== g0sm0k3ashotgun quotes ==

{{quote|"Under oath is for silly Christian pussies who like cock sundaes. Avril Lavigne on the the other hand.... thats a whole new level of shear stupidity. What made you think you could come talk shit about me. I have other things to do besides cut my wrists and listen to under oath and green day. So dude if you got something to say to me, say it to me not your gay friend."|g0sm0k3ashotun}}


{{quote|"So was that supposed to be some kind of petty immature remark? If so i think u should get ur old ass off the computer and hit up the local bar u fag."|g0sm0k3ashotun}}

{{quote|"Sir I do believe you have the memory of a two year old..... If you can't figure the shit talking you said then go fu** yourself. Don't waste my time posting random ass comments after you talk shit ether. YOur worthless dude so go listen to your underoath some more and cry about the friends u don't have..."|g0sm0k3ashotun}}

{{quote|"Well he sure likes to talk a whole ton of shit to big converge fans. I didn't start shit with him he started shit with me, if I defend a band I like and then get pissed on by someone else. There is no way iam going to sit there and take it like a bitch. he shouldn't be trying to start so much shit with people who like the same music he does and pay attention to other people being douche bags on it"|g0sm0k3ashotun}}

{{quote|"WOw ur so hilarious man !!!! Ur a clever fellow u combined my name and cuts to create a insult. Iam rotfl your a genius and obviously u dont care if u get banned o this account. Well they could always ban ur ip address lols that be awesome!!"|g0sm0k3ashotun}}

{{quote|"Look all iam gonna say is wtf is wrong with listening to hardcore music. Iam sorry I love the whole feeling of not having major labels running down ur neck to produce some shitty ass pop music. Maybe your just a smart ass psychiatrist who can analyze all of us or something. Whats wrong with listening to explosions in the sky. My friend recommended them and I haven't had too much time too check out other similar bands. So next time you want me too go listen to some justin timberlake, or mcr udnerstand that isn't my type of music so get over it. By the way I listen to many bands that are not hardcore just not as much as the bands I really enjoy."|g0sm0k3ashotun}}

{{quote|"Look ima not gonna start any more shit with you but get your facts straight. Mcr is untalented they probably don't even wright their own music and too top it off they make sucky fake emo. If you want to listen to it thats your problem idk how Is started talking to you I think you messaged me or something. Last time I checked thats fag cuts like drugs stole my picture and my bio and represented me as someone I hate. O and too top it off I believe he messaged me first and talked shit too me is it illegal to defend yourself? Your saying its bad for me to respond too him screw that that lil kid doesn't deserve to even be on lastfm."|g0sm0k3ashotun}}

{{quote|"So explain to me how iam a troll? O then do me one more favor and explain to me how discography isn't a self righteous piece of shit ether? That dude starts so many stupid fights like going into band rooms and dissing the band just to get attention. That dude obviously has no life at all and iam sick of his shit. So next time you want to right a essay to me please understand what the hell your talking about."|g0sm0k3ashotun}}



==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Gosmokeashotgun0b292dfdef04a507b5253948.jpg|"lolo ima sk8r boi hahah fag"
Image:Gosmokeashotgun9a80b47cafd3628f4065415.jpg|"gess i forgot to fotoshop the gay out of this one"
Image:Gosmokeashotgun15df51990ec51ee1ab690974.jpg|"if i smoke people wont think ive got room for a cock in my mouth"
Image:Gosmokeashotgun47faff308a464ca622bd48d.jpg|"wot r u looking @ fag?!?!?!1111"
Image:Gosmokeashotgun94c4fe9dfc01c8b89fa71ff7c.jpg|"im so cute wanna buttt f**k me?"
Image:Gosmokeashotgun39127df086046d32eb0bbdb.jpg|"faggot u r gay hahahah"
Image:Gosmokeashotgunab9bab7f99c60196a41e59d6afcb.jpg|"theres a dick in ur ass phag"
Image:Gosmokeashotgunadd8b5c73a05c93e427b9825c2.jpg|"i have irl friends.. see!"
Image:Gosmokeashotgune1ef768579b849214d068ca.jpg|"i wear hoodi butt im not an emo cuz emos r gay lol"
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot01.JPG|"dude r u a homo?"
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot02.JPG|this man speaks truth
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot03.JPG|apprently this faggot doesnt know what ED is
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot04.JPG|i get it, its a joke. lol
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot05.JPG|"u like mah dick i u ass fag?!?!"
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot06.JPG|"lol i was just definding myself is that not alourd?!?!"
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot07.JPG|"i like emocore sceeamo death emo and emo violence but i dont listen ot that gay emo shit"
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot08.JPG|lol more trolling
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot09.JPG|"i swear im not gay why u guyz gotta call me gay maybe ur teh fags"
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot10.JPG|"im punk rock"
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot11.JPG|"blues is for emos"
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot12.JPG|"im too hxc for ur shit faggot"
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot13.JPG|apparently no one likes colin cause he's too gay
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot14.JPG|holy shit, what a faggot
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot15.JPG|and a weaboo [trap]fag too
Image:G0sm0k3ashotgunisafaggot16.JPG|"lol im not really gay just joking guys get it hahaha"
Image:Gosokeashotgundec08.JPG|"lol wut?"
</gallery>

== See Also ==

* [[Trying too hard]]
* [[Faggot]]
* [[13_year_old_boy|Mature Adult]]

== Links ==

http://www.myspace.com/se3k4life101



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