Geriatric1927

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"Plz pass the gravy, Jesus."

"My hip!"

Geriatric1927 explains it all

OH LORD, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

Geriatric1927, or Peter Oakley, is an old bastard who became internet famous for posting videos about his life on YouTube. It's a common misconception that he was born in 1927 when, in actuality, this is when he was dug up by archeologists. Geriatric is over 9000 years old.

"OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT AM I DOING ON THIS YouTube. ARE YOU COMING FOR ME JESUS? MY LIFE IS PASSING BEFORE MY EYES, ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN. WHY AM I ON TV? WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE AT MY DOOR? WHY IS THIS MAN STALKING ME? I NEED A CHANGE. WHERE'S THE MOLE? DID HE UPDATE MY SITE?"

-Geriatric1927, after being discovered

While his vlogs document his life since 1927, they fail to cover the other 8,000 years of his life. It's FACT that Geriatric has been involved in several events over the course of human history, including:

The Pyramids
Jesus's Last Supper
The Crusades
The Renaissance
American Revolution

and many moar

The Promised Land

Geriatric1927 epically pwnt Renetto after he included him on the controversial Judas YouTube blacklist for his involvement with LiveVideo. Now he can NEVAR EVAR have his videos featured again, oh noes!11!1

Fun for the whole family

Geriatric is still posting videos. He has almost 60 videos in a series documenting his life. These videos are highly entertaining and will keep you hooked for hours!