Girl Scouts
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Girl Scouts is possibly the largest scouting organization world wide targeted towards girls and young women only. Unlike the Boy Scouts, the founder wasn't a raging pedo, but nowadays most of the higher ups and employees are.
Though the average male pedos ideal fantasy usually consists of a girl in a uniform selling cookies, they should be advised that this isn't a group of naive yet wanton lolitas. The Girl Scouts are a cock-hating organization of mass proportions who will tie your testicles in a knot of you try to take their sweet, sweet loli from them as they are hoarding it for themselves. There are no men in positions of power. No straight men, at least. If you are in possession of a cock and like to suck others like it, then you might be indulged with being a troop leader or program director. Don't expect moar than that, though.
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Political Stand Points
The Girl Scouts, to attract as much loli as possible, from all walks of life, have no official political stand point. While they aren't for abortion, they don't say anything against it. While they aren't conservative, they aren't going to be stopping any republican W mongerer from telling their troop to shoot mommy and daddy if they don't vote republican.
Much like the military, they have a don't ask don't tell policy on the lesbians in their ranks. This is mostly because they are ALL lesbians.
Fashionistas
Yes, while it may sound like a good thing at first, what with the sammich making and all, be advised that it is more sinister than it seems. They are getting them hooked young on clothes and material items to express their status. As they get older it will progress to shitty name brand purses such as Gucci or what ever the hell the whores are buying these days. While they will make you a sammich, they will demand purses and charm bracelets in exchange, thus making them a financial drain on their owners.
