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Grace Note

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Freddy's cat. He likes to gas and then eat mudkip.
Freddy's cat. He likes to gas and then eat mudkip.

Grace Note, a bipolar secret Nazi lover, holds the glorified position of Wikipedia Review public enemy number 1, and is the mortal enemy of Malber who holds the number 2 spot. Ooh, sucked in Malber!

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Who is Grace Note?

Grace Note created the fake name of "Freddy Vessant" after reading about The Irish Phonetic Alphabet, where it says "F for Vessant". He combined this with the Wheel of Fortune saying "F for Freddy" to make "Freddy Vessant". Yet Grace Note protested that his real name was revealed by Mistress Selina Kyle so much that then Wikipedia Review chief administrator Blu Aardvark actually de-adminned Selina for daring to reveal Grace Note's "real name". Good on you for protesting your fake name, Grace Note. Here's a sticker.

Grace Note first rose to prominence in protesting the secretive under the table ban of Poetlister.

This ban united Mistress Selina Kyle, Zordrac, Bonaparte, and Grace Note all in one noble battle to get Poetlister and all of the pretty ones unbanned, because they were way too pretty to be banned, and they all went over to join Wikipedia Review to say how awful it was.

After Grace Note discovered that SlimVirgin was banning every single fucking person who dared to protest the block, Grace Note got quite worried, and got further worried when Ambi declared on Wikipedia Review that "if Grace Note does one more thing at all, then I am going to ban his ass for good".

SlimVirgin had justified the Poetlister block by declaring that the whole lot of them were fucking neo-nazis, although she made sure that Jayjg was actually the one saying it. So Grace Note took this opportunity to leap to the defence of the one who he hated and defended SlimVirgin for all she was worth by declaring on Wikipedia Review that on top of all of the banned users being neo-nazi anti-semites, that Wikipedia Review founder Igor Alexander was in fact Amelikite who was in fact Alex Linder.

To this day Grace Note insists that this had absolutely nothing at all to do with his being about to be banned, and that he really was a neo-nazi.

Grace Note is famous for being far more insane than any suggestions of insanity about any of Wikipedia Review's members. Grace Note has accused Blu Aardvark, Qwerty, Lir, Selina, Blissyu2, and Somey of being holocaust deniers.

Oh for days gone by

I stopped enjoying trolling, because I could simply have written a bot to do it for me, and got the same results. I stopped having any thrill from writing, because I stopped hoping it would ever receive an audience. I stopped making music because it became clear to me that the outcome was embarrassing and awful. I have never enjoyed sex, but the realisation of how little I get from it grew to the point that I started thinking of it as something like eating -- which I do not enjoy at all, particularly given the paucity of things that are actually good to eat in this place. Even masturbation became boring, because I stopped being able to fantasise, and I had always enjoyed that. Now I cannot construct fantasies that I enjoy, only wan pictureshows that do not enliven, and seem unreal and unhappy. --Grace Note

Stupid Grace Note Tricks

Some argue that Grace Note has gassed millions of mudkip.
Some argue that Grace Note has gassed millions of mudkip.

This is an example of Grace Note providing proof that Blissyu2 is a holocaust denier:

Original post: "Of course, it is a stretch of the imagination to believe that, but then again stranger things have happened. There's been too much evidence brought forward to suggest it really. But if you do believe that the holocaust didn't happen, it doesn't make you a racist, or an anti-semite. It might make you illogical, it might make you a bit stupid, but that in itself is not a racist sentiment." and "Whilst Hitler's tactics weren't quite the same, that was along the lines of what he was doing. It was manipulation. It was pushing people from the accepted facts towards racism and atrocities without really realising that they were doing it."

becomes: "Comments such as these are typical of Holocaust deniers, who maintain that Jews were placed into concentration camps for their political activities rather than their ethnicity, and that the bodies found at concentration camps were dead of "natural" causes and were not the victims of a deliberate program of extermination." [1]

Recently, Grace Note managed to get an article published on Fred Bauder's Wikinfo which was absolutely false, and then managed to get a million people banned for trying to get it removed, which led Grace Note to declare that he'd won the "No proof required for holocaust denial" race. [2] Unfortunately for Grace Note, the other side was able to provide actual proof of it, and not only did they refute his insane ideas [3] but they were also able to create their own, more accurate article, also on Wikinfo [4]. Poor Grace Note demanded that they all be banned and taken to jail because they hadn't let him lie anymore! [5]

After much whinging, Wikinfo admin Mr Mancala decided to support Grace Note and ban every single person that disputed himvand then Wikinfo admin Terryeo wrote in support of Grace Note's "better behaviour", and supported him further by deleting the "offensive" article for him (he managed to keep the trolling article, but wiped the accurate one for him).

Grace Note remains in therapy for having bipolar depression, and is constantly changing his mind as to whether he loves you or hates you. Every so often, Grace Note attacks his own sock puppets [6] to add to his lunacy.

At one point Grace Note decided to create his own forum for criticism of Wikipedia, to demonstrate that he was a real serious critic! Sadly, it never got beyond a sub page on Wikipedia, which he doesn't even link to anymore. It did, however, lead some to suspect that he might be the person behind Wikitruth.

Grace Note is famous for giving Wikipedia Review credibility, by proving that no matter how insane its members are, they couldn't hold a candle to him.

Did you know that...?

Did you know Grace Note is a fake Jew to hide his Nazism?
Did you know Grace Note is a fake Jew to hide his Nazism?
  • Grace Note once impersonated User:Mistress Selina Kyle on ED, who then had to create her own account, User:TheRealSlimSelina.
  • Grace Note made a big song and dance that his "real name", Freddy Vessant, was released on Wikipedia Review, only to discover that that name was a fake internet alias.
  • Selina very briefly considered letting Grace Note become admin of Wikipedia Review, but was talked out of it (Very, VERY quickly) (LOL, BALEETED)
  • Grace Note now edits Encyclopedia Dramatica as User:Wert
  • Grace Note was previously Dr. Zen on Wikipedia.

External links

  • Grace Note's shitty blog. Go leave sunshiney comments supporting Grace Note's love of Nazism. He's a furry too--make sure you let him know of your love of Furry Nazi porn.



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