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[[Image:fagboy.jpg|thumb|"Heeeey Ladies!" - Typical Forum Member.]]
[[Image:Imockerytrolling.jpg|thumb|Typical trolling of an I-mockery forum thread.  It ain't hard, believe me.]]

I-Mockery is a satirical website that tediously dissects and mocks (who knew?) every fucking fragment of human existence. For example: let's say some poor Vietcong terrorist working in a sweat shop in [[China|China]] is making those shitty plastic toys you get from vending machines. I-Mockery mocked it.  They also are so eXtreme that they even have satire on religion! As if things couldn't get more original, they even have reviews of crappy video games and movies. It's true [[nigger]]!

==Roger Barr==
"Wow there sure were a lot of stupid movies, video games and toys in the 80's! Maybe I will make a cool original website about them! People sure are wacky too! Maybe my website can have some articles about how wacky people are! Donate money to my zombie movie!"

[[Manchild|Roger]] is also a giant hack of a writer. He cannot think of any way to hold the reader's attention without declaring something to be "TEH GREATEST THING EVAR" or some bullshit. Oh, and if he's doing to be "ironic" (humor passes through him like a rock through straw, BTW), it doesn't get funnier when you DO IT IN NEARLY EVERY ARTICLE YOU WRITE. 

When he's not showing you pictures of his 92 pound frame sporting a retarded t-shirt, sometimes [[almost_raped|standing next to a girl]], Roger writes "hilarious" articles about using clam shells to clean away your shit[http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/] and making incredibly unfunny sprite comics[http://www.i-mockery.com/pixelpals/].

He's also an incredibly whiny fuck who gets mad when the entire world doesn't agree that a stupid fucking cereal from the 80's is the best thing ever.

Not allowing anything with inherently hilarious qualities escape his comedy, Roger also employs WACKY SPACE GOGGLES and a paper PICKLE HAT in most of his [[shit]].

==Forums==
 
By no stretch of the truth, EVERY internet stereotype possible perpetuates the forums on a daily basis, to the point that they blend and form interesting new ones. Here are some of the best:

1. Fat Nazi moderator who bans everyone, lives with his fat girlfriend, along with his cats, which, no surprise, are also fat.

2. Faggy graduate student, who is not above faking suicide for internet attention.

3. Faggy international student, who fucking knows everything.

4. Transsexual know it all, see number 2.

5. Nigger with a lazy eye. Enough said.

6. A male forum troll who after being banned 3 different times comes back impersonating a female who the number 5 falls in love with.

7. Pathetic virgin moderator who uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism and often talks about girls he wishes he could touch.  Enjoys the more obscure bands, parting his hair on the side like a 50s salesman, and crying in the shower while he masturbates.

8. An [[internet tough guy]] who, despite publicly decrying any and all stereotypical "internet culture" behavior, nonetheless logs into this forum several times a day, has been known to [[emo | whine about how much he hates his friends]], and perpetuates a lame, vitriolic e-feud against numbers 1 and 6 regarding.......... whether or not the [[Wii]] is a good video game console.

==Boo Berry Cereal==

Not to be outdone by other internet review nerds, Roger Barr writes long shitty articles about his fixation with an inane piece of 80's pop culture. M.A.S.K. Toys? Hot Wheels? No, Cereal! Boo Berry Cereal! Hilarious AND wacky! If Boo Berry were a woman, Roger would fuck it to death!

The coolest thing that probably will ever happen to Roger Barr in his life, was being interviewed for his BooBerry fetish by Stephen Colbert. He's told that he's "pretty boring" and Stephen aborts the interview early. Search for it on Youtube, because I'm fucking lazy.

==Cracked==

The people that write all these great video game reviews on this site OMG ACTUALLY HAVE WRITING JOBS IRL! Writing for... Cracked magazine. A HA HA HA HA HA HA! Remember that shitty mag that ripped off Mad magazine back when you were a kid? Now it is a online mens magazine, ripping off the two thousand other mens magazines that rip off Maxim. 

==Rip-Off!==

This site is one big lame fucking ripoff of every other review site on the internet. If Seanbaby and Something Awful fucked and had kids, this site would recopy an article someone wrote about it.

[[Troll]] [[for great justice]]. 

==External Links==
*[http://www.x-entertainment.com Another site they rip off.]
*[http://www.i-mockery.com I-mockery.com]

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