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LiveJournal user Iconoclast is a pallid, soulless, gay, Republican who lacks a sense of style, real class, and is often vile, horrid and devoid of taste. Not knowing when and where the line is, he often crosses it, which quite possibly led to the crashing singularity that was the final days of gay_boys. His holier-than-thou attitude is in direct conflict with the fact that he is clearly a fugly, lard-ass dork and a truly repulsive excuse for a human being.

It is also believed that his persecution and mockery of new_lantern forced him down the steps of despair, which culminated in new_lantern's appearance in the gay BDSM 'film' Hard Man, shortly followed by an e-suicide, which has since been undone.

Additionally, he has an ongoing crush on a certain man who rejected his advances in his hometown of Lonoke, Arkansas, who has the political career Robert wishes he had. Also was oddly protective of his homestate when the entire swarthy, black population of New Orleans went a-searchin' for new shacks in his part of the woods after their hometown got pwned. This is particularly funny because Robert has been known to cruise Marion Barry's old stomping grounds down in Petworth, where he exhibits his love of guns and the taste of gun metal by being raped at gunpoint

When not sucking Bush Administration cock under the cover of darkness, Robert may be found getting in mild, inane cat fights in new_gay_boys usually getting his comments deleted by the too-creepy-for-words pedophile moderator, smartypantsnyc, or, increasingly likely, having his prolapsed rectum repeatedly fisted by Jack Abramoff, Cynthia McKeeney, Duke Cunningham and the ghost of Ken Lay in the back of the Watergate garage.

Occasional lapses into wit are possible, such as exclaiming 'Miners trapped underground are totally the new white women in peril.' back when all those miners were being pwned. These are rare, and are probably traps set to ensnare younger, impressionable right-leaning faggots into his grasp.

Other Iconoclast

As a gay Republican, he makes as much sense as a Jewish Nazi. But then, he loves a furry and pretends he has a fursona to get into a young boy's fursuit. He also keeps the company of known pedophiles, although his own sexual proclivities are toward the barely legal set. All of this odd behavior can be attributed to his perpetually drunk stupor and constant fad dieting.

Other Facts

• A cum guzzler
• May or may not be Drew Pritt
• Had a custom blow up doll modeled after Drew Pritt
• Has a prolapsed anus
• Likes the taste of poop
• Has a fear of and weird jihad against flatulence
• Hopes felching will one day be an Olympic sport
• Shares his Fleshlight with strange men
• Aspires to one day verbally abuse liberal reporters and beat women
• Regularly eats shih tzu
• Smuggles Absinthe into the country to supplement his impoverished existence
• Stuffs his fat ass with a dildo the size of a light pole
• Tattoo on his ass says "100% Beef"