Infinite Solutions

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"No! for the last time, I'm not on Mythbusters!"

Infinite Solutions is a popular educational show found on JewTube. The show is hosted and directed by Mark Erickson, greasy, nerdy computer programmer extraordinaire who wears fucking socks with sandals. Erickson's tutorials features little-known but extremely handy tips for use around the home and on every day technology.

Skidmarks!

Google TV

The most popular of Mark's tutorials is the infamous Google TV beta video that demonstrates how users can unlock Google TV. The tutorial quickly shot to the front page of JewTube. Google shat themselves in response and quickly made the easter egg that unlocked Google TV 9000 times more difficult to find, if not impossible. This created much BAWWWWW from the hordes of YouLosers hoping for free TV shows and even moar BAWWWWW from the Writers' Guild who decided to go on strike because they weren't getting proper royalties from Google.

“	GoogleTV is amazing. The ads are annoying as hell, but I guess it's just something that you have to live with if you want free TV. Besides, it's better than regular broadcasting ads anyway. Infinite Solutions rock! :D	„
— NishidoKa, YouTube

Hoax Rumour

Because teh internets are nothing but a giant nerd drama machine, people were quick to accuse Infinite Solutions of being some kind of warped social experiment and that Mark, by extension, was a filthy conman because they weren't able to log into Google TV. This prompted Infinite Solutions to post the following video on JewTube definitively proving that Erickson is a man you can trust.

“	Mark Erickson's "Infinite Solutions" segment highlights Gmail's seemingly "infinite" powers -- from gobs of storage and lightning fast search to some of the best anti-spam action in the business (and how about that sweet Easter Egg cowbell in Gmail Chat?).	„
— Gabriel Stricker

“	We're concerned by allegations that this is a hoax and that Infinite Solutions is some kind of a joke. I assure you it's not and to prove it I'm going to show you Google TV running on this computer.	„
— Mark Erickson to YouTube haterz

“	Awesome! It worked after about an hour of trying. I then carried on trying for an additional 2 hours to see if anything else would be unlocked and eventually gained access to Google Porn and Google Free Games Beta! Thanks Mark!	„
— revdfunk, YouTube