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[[Jew|Jacob]][[Nigger|Dark]][[Fag|god]] is a former [[YouTube]] [[asspie|avenger of justice]] who [[last thursday|recently]] declared a war against all [[trolls]] after his only two <s>online</s> friends got harassed by trolls. The [[truth|fact]] that they were a [[furry]] and an [[emo]] had [[No|nothing to do with it]] After he made his [[epic]] [[fail|declaration of war]], Anonymous laughed and [[pwnt|trolled the fuck out of him]]


==War has been declared==

[[Faggot|Jacob]] declares war. All trolls laugh.
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A mirror of the original video. 

He may have a sword, but I have a [[gun]].

Includes: 
*[[Nerd rage]]
*[[BAW]]
*[[Internet tough guy|Death threats]]
*...And a [[erectile dysfunction|fake katana]]!

<center>[[Image:InternetSeriousBusiness.jpg|thumb|AND DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT!!!]]</center>

==Jacobdarkgod: True Saviour of the Internet==

JacobDarkGod is a [[pussy|man]]; a man with a PLAN. His plan, the product of [[at least 100]] milliseconds of [[dumbass|careful]] consideration, is [[Bullshit|completely and utterly without flaw]]

His cause is the noblest cause of all: he's going to [[genocide|kill EVERY FUCKING TROLL]]. How does he plan to do it, you may ask? Through the most reliable people ON the internet - [[YOU]]! Note: There is no irony in the fact that he is trying to enlist anonymous people to troll other anonymous people into [[oblivion|oblivion]]. Neither is there the possibility that, upon realizing the power of doing things [[for the lulz]], the people who shoved the trolls back out the [[/b/|asshole of the internet]] will take over as trolls themselves. It's important to know that this probably [[lie|isn't]] because his [[forced meme|movement won't take off]].

[[unrealistic expectations|Nevertheless, once EVERY FUCKING TROLL is dead, the internet will revert to how it was originally intended: as a communistic hippie zone where love and buttsex abound.]]

*insert unfunny copypasta*

JacobDarkGod is GONE BITCHES.

{{quote|Asperger Avenger AWAY!!!|Hopefully forever.}}

==Quotes==

{{quote|If you're a troll, go kill yourself. [[noone|Nobody]] likes you.|JacobDarkgod's rousing declaration.}}
{{quote|[[Godwin's Law|You're nothing but ... nazis]] and [[NO U|you need to SHUT UP]]. Shut your FRICKIN MOUTH. You're just plain [[13 year old boy|ANNOYING]]. That's it. [[16 year old girl|ANNOYING]].|JacobDarkgod on <s>the [[American]] [[freedom of speech|constitution.]]</s> himself.}}
{{quote|Those [[ass|buttholes]] who protest funerals...I'll rant about them in another video. YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW THAT! I'LL RANT ABOUT IT <b>NOW!</b>|JacobDarkgod, showcasing his [[ADD]].}}
{{quote|WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THOSE SOLDIERS GAVE THEIR LIVES SO YOU COULD HAVE YOUR RIGHTS AND YOU TURN AROUND AND INSULT THEM! [[BAW|*cry*]]|Jacob [[ALL CAPS|ALL CAPS'ING]] IRL.}}
{{quote|School shooting happens because of [[bullying]]...which is basically what you're doing.|Jacob, on his [[columbine|childhood]].}}
{{quote|RAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. That's it, I'm done.| Please, dear God, let these be Jacob's last words.}}

== [[FUCK YEAH SEAKING|Goodnight, Sweet Prince]] ==

Jacob's YouTube account has been [[crybaby|deleted]], so the original "Declaration of war" video was lost together with his other rant videos on trolls . Thankfully, we've provided a mirror of the famous video (see above) for your viewing pleasure. Then, to prove we're [[NPOV|unbiased]], we also supplied many troll videos, even though [[HAHA_DISREGARD_THAT_I_SUCK_COCKS|most of them suck and are made of fail]].

== BRACE FOR EPIC ==

Jacob is back under a new, [[Lie|super secret alias]] that [http://uk.youtube.com/user/jacobdeadman no-one will ever guess]

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''Lolwut? Even [[furries]] disapprove of him.''

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<youtube>Jk3BHotNcpM</youtube>

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== In Review ==
The truth of the matter is that JacobDarkGod is a prime example of someone who decides he wants to make a change but <i>doesn't know what the fuck to do</i>. Even worse, he doesn't realize his own ignorance. Thusly, instead of sitting down and laying out his points in a logical manner, then carefully planning what he intends to say, he grabs his trusty toy katana and makes an ass of himself on the internet. But really, if he's naive enough to believe that you can win a fight (much less a fucking <i>war</i>) on the internet, it's probably too much to ask him to think, period.

It should come as no surprise that he went [[batshit]] and [[delete fucking everything]], which goes to show that seeing someone try to hurt you when they're doing exactly what you wanted all along is lulzy indeed. It also goes to show that, sometimes, Anonymous gets it right.

==JacobDarkGod's Purpose in Life==
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Yes, Penn made this just for you, Jacob. Thanks for listening to it (so far).

==See Also==

*[[Aspergers]]
*[[Nerd Rage]]
*[[White Knighting]]
*[[Internet Tough Guy]]
*[[Magnumencarta]] Another kid suffering from nerd rage, most likely related to Jacob.


==External Links==

*[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/racist-hillbilly-furry.php?page=7 SA AwfulVision article on Jacobdarkgod]

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