John Kricfalusi
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John Kricfalusi or John K. since people are too stupid to spell right anyway, is a washed-up hack animator, who thanks to his constant whining about Tiny Toons and Drawn Together, he has been kept in the spotlight.
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Rise to Fame
About 100 years ago he made a cartoon about furries and buttsecks called Ren and Stimpy and sold it to Nickelodeon. He didn't realize that Nick was a kid's channel and he was such a whinny non-conformist about everything, Nick pwnd his ass and made the show without him.
Bitterness
John KKK soon found work doing commercials for Old Navy and making shitty internet cartoons. In 1997, Matt Stone and Trey Parker made a show called South Park, they stole not only his thunder, but his idea about poop that talks (which is the most original idea EVER and how dare they steal it). Johnny-boy got all mad and sued, but everyone realized his cartoons sucked. He than got Fox Kids to air The Ripping Friends, but was over the head of the 8 year old boys who were addicted to Power Rangers and Sonic. Butthurt and distraught he made a new version of Ren and Stimpy without anyone who worked on the orignal show, which aired after a shitty cartoon about Pam Anderson as a superhero. He now runs a blog where he whines about how even old Tom and Jerry cartoons are better than Family Guy. and shows off his shitty Hanna-Barbara toy collection. He also hates anything made in the last 50 years that is not his stuff or Beavis and Butthead, or anything made by Ralph Bakshi, or Jamie Hewlett, or Bruce Timm, or pre-Scooby Doo Hanna Barbara cartoons, or Genndy Tartakovsky, or the WWE
It should be noted that, although John Kricfalusi is in fact a creepy, selfish, emotionally arrested manchild, this is neither unusual among his profession, nor is it even the primary reason he pisses so many people off. Most of the friction originates from the massive butthurt received by other emotionally-arrested manchildren, who unlike John K. are too stupid and lazy to turn their faggotry into a profitable venture, when he insists the trash we all watched as children, such as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Transformers, was both bland, corporate dog shit, and from the perspective of the animator, not at all fun to make. The reality is noone gives a shit when he whines about Family Guy, or when his own cartoons turn out even worse; it's only when he happens to encroach on their blind nostalgia for the most culturally barren years in human history that people stop wetting their Power Rangers bed sheets long enough to take notice. Startled, like ragheads clinging to their heathen religion they look for anything they can use to defend the only thing that gives their lives meaning, and start spouting insane bullshit like "Looney Toons weren't all that great" from the sanctum of darkened rooms filled to the ceiling with Space Jam toys, not because it's true, but because they're willing to deny reality to spite a single person.
Ways to troll John K.
- Telling him that you used to enjoy Captain Planet or Scooby Doo when you were five years old.
- And stating that there was nothing wrong about that.
- Telling him that Looney Tunes is unfunny
- Telling him you ever enjoyed an animation done in 3D, or anything made after 1949.
- Asking him if he had ever had sex
- Telling him that, despite what he and his retarded fans think, you didn't watch shitty animated movies as a kid because your mom forced you, but because you liked them.
- Telling him that the world is not fucked up because today's cartoons are bad.
- Suggesting him to go out and breathe some air.
- Telling him the fucking truth, that Ren and Stimpy, Liquor George, all all the crap he thinks it's good animation, sucks nigger jew balls.
- Telling him that cartoons are not motherfucking serious business, and no one cares about cartoons being shitty.
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