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'''Lakotastan''' is a new country somewhere out in the western [[United States]], in the region known as [[Texas|Dumbfuckistan]]. [[Noone]] really has any idea where the [[Native Americans|Lakota tribe]] actually lives but it's probably got a lot of tourist traps and mountains with shit carved on them. It is known, however, that these redskins never got their shit together well enough to become millionaires with casinos, like the rest of the [[Injun|Injuns]]. Instead, they are the poorest and most backwards people in America.

==How it all began==
[[At least 100]] years ago, the Lakota Sioux used to own like half of the United States, but they made the mistake of trusting the [[white people|white man]] and drinking his [[alcohol|firewater]]. Despite their best efforts, including [[epic]] [[pwn]]age of [[Wikipedia:Battle of the Little Bighorn|US military forces]], the Lakota ended up getting fucked over in pretty much every way possible, partly because they made a bunch of [[stupid]] treaties while [[drunk]], and partly because the US government broke every single one to prove that it could.

After they ''finally'' got tired of living in shit conditions, Russell Means, who is such a radical pro-native activist that he played a bad Indian stereotype in a [[Disney]] movie, told the United States to go [[fuck]] itself and declared Lakotastan an independent country.

==New Laws==
The new [[loli|age of consent]] is 14 years old. Although [[some argue]] that the founding fathers are pedophiles, this law is being enacted in response to the social problem of [[teen mothers|teen pregnancy]] on their fuckup reservation. Every day there is a new Lakoti [[An hero]], but its not like there are any ipods to steal so nobody knows what the problem is.

There are also going to be no taxes in Lakotastan, and white people are welcome to move there, but only if they let the Indians talk shit about them for being lazy immigrants who're coming to steal all their jobs.

==Contributions to Society==
Lakota region is home to many fine native american stereotypes such as how we all imagine native americans should be named among other things:
<br>Sitting Bull
<br>Burning Forest
<br>Falling Tree
<br>[[bulling is rabbit|Bulling Rabbit]]
<br><strike>Casinos</strike> [[lolwut|They don't have any casinos!!?!??!]]

==Gallery==
[[lie|pix comin soon]]

==Links==
[http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iVC1KMTOgwiSoMQyT2LwZc9HyAgA The HEADLINE NEWS]
<br>[http://www.russellmeans.com Their leader's FAIL website]

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