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[[Image:Srs.jpg|thumb|According to Dr. Lullabypit, your attitude-to-intelligence [[Statistics|ratio]] is 10:1]]

[[Lullabypit]] is a member of the [[liberal]] community, and also an associate professor at St. Bonaventure.  And don't you forget it!

==Credentials==

* Got his degree in [[psychology]] from Wake Forest.
* Surprisingly received a masters in creative writing from Iowa State University.
* Somehow was able to get a doctorate in something other than being an [[ass]]hat from the University of Colorado.

With all these achievements, he did what anyone who's as [[rich and beautiful]] as he is would do after getting as many degrees as he did:  jump into the corporate world and start a [[LiveJournal]].

Recently, he got a position at St. Bonaventure as an associate professor, allegedly within the journalism department.  He's very proud of this, and told the Dean of the University:
[[Image:Lullabypit_liberal1.JPG|thumb|right|Screencap of his original comment that he decides to delete.]]
[[Image:Lullabypit_liberal2.JPG|thumb|right|Screencap of his original post]]
Submitted without further comment.
<blockquote>If hired, I would bring to the St. Bonaventure campus a strong commitment to the teaching mission, deep experience as a communications instructor and practitioner and a passion for the life of the university community.... I've not only served the academy faithfully as a student and teacher in the past, but have done so with an enthusiasm that surpassed all requirements for my position. I would expect that commitment to service to continue at SBU.</blockquote>

Sadly, he doesn't seem to want to bring that can-do attitude to any other aspect of his public life.

==How he knows better than you==

The [http://www.livejournal.com/users/ass_professor ass_professor]'s idea of presenting information to make a case is by taking a [[MoveOn]] action statement, paraphrasing it, and then presenting it without comment.  When he's called on it, [http://www.livejournal.com/community/liberal/2580029.html?thread=61244989#t61244989 he pulls out his credentials] as fast as [[Mediacrat]] pulls his cock out when he sees a dollar bill:

<blockquote>
You're a youngster with about a 10-1 attitude to intelligence ratio right now, and kids like you rarely manage to pull Cs in my classes - although not for lack of ABILITY, which they have in spades, but for lack of self-awareness and respect for the gifts that are [[their]] minds and their opportunities. For what it's worth, you (and a couple other of your running buddies here) aren't half as smart as I was at your age, and that was before you were born (and three degrees - BA, MA, PhD - ago).</blockquote>


==External Links==

* [http://lullabypit.livejournal.com Lullabypit's LiveJournal.]
* [http://www.lullabypit.com Lullabypit's Homepage.]
* [http://jmc.sbu.edu/faculty/srsmith/ Lullabypit's OTHER University Homepage.]
* [http://www.livejournal.com/community/liberal/2580029.html Lullabypit knows better than you!]
* [http://www.livejournal.com/community/debate_classics/117394.html Debate_Classics] on the good doctor.
 

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