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'''Mallard Fillmore''' is the [[Republican]]s' response to [[TL;DR|Doonesbury]], created by [[Bill O'Reilly|Bruce Tinsley]] after he decided that he wanted to rip off Daffy Duck and Opus the Penguin.

==Overview==
[[Image:Doonesburyvsmallardfillmore.JPG|thumb|[[John Kerry]] is [[old meme]]; you're [[at least 100 years|33 years]] too late Mallard.]]
Every "Mallard Fillmore" strip consists either of Tinsley, when he can tear himself away from driving after downing an entire bottle of everclear, [[Mary Sue|inserting himself into the plot]] and ranting about his [[shit nobody cares about|personal opinions]] on the [[liberal media]] or an unfunny catchphrase by Mallard about how liberals are teh sukc, [[Some argue|considered by many]] to be [[pwn|!!MAXIMUM PWNAGE!!!111!!]] and the best part of the comic.

"Mallard Fillmore" fans, however, are perhaps the most obnoxious of obnoxious [[Internet Politics|political fucktards]], even moreso than the [[aspie]]s and [[fundie]]s at [[Daily Kos]] and [[Free Republic]]. They tend to read Mallard not for the [[lie|humor]] but for the fact that it makes them [[gay|edgy]] and [[pussy|hardcore]] for sticking it to all those [[old media|smug, left-wing mainstream media pundits]]. Of course, everybody in the real world knows that Mallard is never edgy or original and that everything mentioned in it has already been [[old meme|raped to death]] by the internets, stand-up comedians, and other comic strips (see image to the right). 

'''Example:''' Mallard Fillmore takes AN ENTIRE MONTH to realize that [[George Bush doesn't care about black people|Ray Nagin doesn't care about white people]] [http://mallardnotfunny.ytmnd.com/]

===Artwork===
[[Image:Mallardcoulter.jpg|thumb|Tinsley's fantasies]]
Tinsley employs an advanced and complicated method in drawing his comics known as "copying and pasting." At some point in 1994, he drew a picture of a duck and liked it so much that he decided to use it again and again and again for the next 5 million strips.

==Other recurring characters==
[[Image:JohnStewartTheJew.jpg|thumb|LOLMG JOHN STEWART IS A '''JEW'''!!???!!! [[O RLY|NO WAI]]!!!!]]
*'''[[Jew|Mr. Noseworthy]]''' - Mallard's [[Jewish]] boss, who is a politcally correct [[Jew]] and spends all his time trying to ensure his Jewish TV station only broadcasts pro-Jew [[leftard]] [[propaganda]].
*'''[[Black|Chantel]]''' - Co-worker of Mallard's. Probably the only character in the comic to be remotely attractive, despite the fact that she is a liberal and a [[nigga]] (evidence that Tinsley is a [[sick fuck]] with a white-boy [[White people#Whitey and You|racial fetish]] for black chicks [http://jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/mallard021306.asp])
*'''[[Gook|Dave Quat]]''' - Mallard's [[BFF|best friend]] who owns a diner and has a son, Rush (named after fellow [[fatass]] and [[drug]]-abuser [[Rush Limbaugh]]). Quat's character was inspired by Tinsley's great admiration for real-life Vietnamese politician [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tan_D._Nguyen Tan D. Nguyen], who is well-known for his progressive views towards immigrants.
*'''[[Jon Stewart]]''' - [http://jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/mallard070505.asp Jew]

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