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Mary

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You searched for "Mary?" Just "Mary?" Seriously? What kind of idiot are you? There are tons of Marys! But the only ones we care about are:

  • Mary Alice Altorfer: Paranoid Texan who accidentally the pools closed.
  • Mary Sue: Perfect womyn who will make you that sammich first time you ask. Sadly, does not exist.
  • Mary Lee Walsh: Chris-Chan's arch-nemesis, and semi-final Boss of the Internets.
  • Mary Moon: World Famous Camwhore. Noodz abound!
  • Mary moon eSchwa e-rape: Mary Moon got raped? Over the internet? Don't ask me, shit was tl;dr.

Be more specific next time!


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