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{{warning|YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!}}
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[[Image:800px-Brother_micah.jpg|thumb|250px|Hell is that way!]]
Micah Armstrong is a [[batshit insane]] evangelist, possibly more insane than [[Kaliph Jamal]], who tours [[college|Colleges]] and [[university|Universities]] in America with his [[incest|wife/sister]] Elisabeth. Like all [[Christians]], Micah hates everything that isn't Christian and lets people know about it, making him a gigantic, religious [[troll]] running on the fumes of burning [[Wiccan|Wiccans]]!

I'M WATCHING THIS GUY TALK RIGHT NOW...HE SEEMS PRETTY REASONABLE, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

== His mission ==
''"To preach the Bible publicly on the streets, college campuses, and at big events; calling sinners to repent of all sin, believe on the Lord [[Jesus]] Christ, and live a life of holiness and obedience to the teachings of the Bible, and train others to do the same."''<br/>
Which is another way of saying:<br/>"Troll everyone and everything that isn't good and Christian like me!"

== Classic Videos ==
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[http://www.metacafe.com/watch/914861/the_gay_song_live_brother_micah_series_pt_6/ The Gay Song]<br>
[http://www.metacafe.com/watch/929366/the_story_of_dick_jane_sally_brother_micah_series_pt_22/ The Story of Dick, Jane and Sally]<br>
[http://revver.com/video/485739/affiliate/107912/the-gangsta-rapper-brother-micah-series-pt-16/ The Gangsta Rapper]<br>
[http://revver.com/video/484839/affiliate/107912/the-five-fingers-brother-micah-series-pt-14/ The Five Fingers]<br>
[http://revver.com/video/483035/affiliate/107912/lusty-hussy-brother-micah-series-pt-13/ Lusty Hussy]<br>
[http://revver.com/video/481596/affiliate/107912/battle-of-the-orgasms-brother-micah-series-pt-11/ Battle of the Orgasms]<br>
[http://www.revver.com/video/473928/how-to-have-sex-brother-micah-series-pt-2/ How to Have Sex]<br>
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== Evangelical antics ==
His evangelical antics draw a crowd like a bearfight in [[Russia]] and it is not uncommon to hear him calling perfectly non-Christian people "loose sorority sluts", "voracious faggots" and "[[Osama|terrorists]]".
Micah is not completely crazy, since he knows that [[fact|women are the root of all evil]]: 
{{quote|Beware men, there are loose [[women]] on campus out to [[rape|seduce]] you. You wonder why you don't see any [[crackwhore|crackwhores]] in Ybor City anymore. [[Your mom|These women]] are putting them out of business.|Brother Micah|on [[women]]}}
He even stands in the rain whilst delivering his messages!
Wow!  That much dedication shows that he is right and you are wrong!

== Nobody's going to heaven ==
[[Image:Brother Micha hell.jpg|thumb|YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!]]
[[Image:SBO-Doug03.jpg|thumb|The cock in my ass was this big!]]
[[Image:Brother Micha Moar hell.jpg|thumb|YOU'RE GOING TO HELL TOO!!!]]

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While it's funny to reference [[vtech]] and [[god hates fags]],
Micah has never said people are going to hell for those. All of 
the below are "official" statements!
Thanks ~~~~-->
According to [[nigger|Brother]] Micah, you can be damned to [[hell]] for all eternity for:
*[[drugs|Pot]] Smoking
*Cigarette Smoking
*[[Alcohol]] Drinking
*[[music|Guitar Playing]]
*Having a Tattoo
*NOT HAVING A TATTOO
*[[Tits or gtfo|Showing Cleavage]]
*Showing Bellybuttons
*Girls Showing Their Knees Or Elbows
*Girls Wearing Tight Pants
*Girls Wearing [[slut|Miniskirts]]
*Being [[Blonde]]
*Being [[Fat]]
*BEING SKINNY
*[[fuck|Cursing]]
*Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
*Holding Hands before Marriage
*Having Premarital [[Sex]]
*NOT HAVING PREMARITAL SEX
*[[Masturbation]]
*Having [[gay|Anal Sex]]
*Having [[Oral Sex]]
*Being a [[Fag]]
*SMOKING FAGS
*Judging People
*Being [[jew|Selfish]]
*Playing [[Sport|Sports]]
*[[Prostitute|Women Working]]
*Watching [[nigger|BET]]
*Watching [[gay|MTV]]
*Watching [[old|VH1]]
*Associating With Hollywood
*Listening to [[nigger|“Gangsta Rap”]], [[rave|Techno]], [[black metal|Christian Bands]], and Rock and Roll
*Believing in [[Evolution]]
*BELIEVING IN CREATIONISM
*Being Any Religion Other Than Micah's
*Being a [[Woman]] (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
*Being In a [[lesbian|Sorority]] or [[gay|Fraternity]]
*[[poeticirony|Owning a Pet]]
*[[Masturbate|Sin]], [[Masturbation|Have Sinned]], or [[Rape|Plan on Sinning]] in the Future

== "Its not okay to be gay" ==
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Micah's number one hit on the [[god hates fags]] record label is a [http://moami.proboards78.com/index.cgi?board=lva&action=display&thread=1171342360 catchy little tune].<br/>
''"I've got news for you homosexuals,''<br/>
''sodomites and lesbians who ''<br/>
''think that it's OK to be gay,''<br/>
''God says it's not OK. ''<br/>
''It's not OK to be perverted. ''<br/>
''It's not in your DNA.'' <br/>
''What you need is to be converted.''<br/>

==Real Life Counter Trolling==

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A good mix of trolling and rational argument.

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Lulz ensues around 45 seconds into it.


Download the Song

[[Media:Personal_Jesus_(False_Profit_Remix).mp3|Personal Jesus (False Profit Remix).mp]]‎

== The not so great Easter Sunday raid of 2007 ==
On the 8 April 2007, a small group of EDiots raided Micah's forums, producing mild lulz with pictures of [[Jesus]], [[Pain Series]] and [[Last Measure]]. The raid was short and sweet, with accounts being banned within a few hours and the forums becoming [[friends only]]. However, registration was still open, paving the way for...

== The great Micah forums raid of April 2007 ==
From the top secret depths of [[ED IRC]] came a small band of EDiots bent on producing more [[lulz]] from Brother Micah and friends. They enlisted the help of [[7chan|7chan's]] [[/i/]] with [http://txt.7chan.org/i/res/38660.html this thread] to get more troops, and soon the raid was in full swing. With more religious conumdrums for the righteous souls at ROAM-USA.<br/>
The forum now remains [[friends only]], and the only solution for Micah and his friends was to [[delete fucking everything]]. ED declares [[victory]]!

===Gallery of lulz===
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Image:Raid_somethingwicked.jpg|Stop it I say
Image:Raid_lulzhavelanded.jpg|The lulz have landed
Image:Raid_mitch.jpg|Pray for [[an hero]]
Image:Raid_wimmenz.jpg
Image:Raid_niggers.jpg|Its incurable!
Image:Brother-Micah-Wikipedia.jpg| Vandalize [[Wikipedia|The Other Wiki]] 
</gallery>

== See Also ==
*[[Christian]]
*[[God Hates Fags]]
*[[Kaliph Jamal]]
*[[Fundamentalist]]

== External Links ==
*{{youtube|EdPaouPz2yY|Micah On YouTube}}.
*[http://www.roam-usa.org/ Official Website]
*[http://moami.proboards78.com/ Forum], can you say "LOL, RAID?"
*[http://www.usforacle.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticlePrinterFriendly&uStory_id=f1168141-b72d-4fc5-a32d-1f88edff45e6 Micah gets pwned.]

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