Michael Moore
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*'''''Dude, Where's My [[Cunt|Country]]''''' - A written examination about [[Republican|Ree-pub-like-anns]] who [[Why do you hate America?|hate Amurika]]. | *'''''Dude, Where's My [[Cunt|Country]]''''' - A written examination about [[Republican|Ree-pub-like-anns]] who [[Why do you hate America?|hate Amurika]]. | ||
| - | *'''''Fahrenheit 9/11''''' - Moore's movie about [[jews|Iraq]], and how [[George Bush]] [[Why do you hate America?|hates America]] and [[JEWS DID WTC|was responsible for WTC]]. <s>Slightly modified from the name of Ray Bradbury's most famous book, the title is accompanied by the douchey tagline, [[LOL WUT|"The temperature where freedom burns!"]]</s> [[HAHA DISREGARD THAT. I SUCK COCKS.]] | + | *'''''Fahrenheit [[9/11]]''''' - Moore's movie about [[jews|Iraq]], and how [[George Bush]] [[Why do you hate America?|hates America]] and [[JEWS DID WTC|was responsible for WTC]]. <s>Slightly modified from the name of Ray Bradbury's most famous book, the title is accompanied by the douchey tagline, [[LOL WUT|"The temperature where freedom burns!"]]</s> [[HAHA DISREGARD THAT. I SUCK COCKS.]] |
*'''''[[sick fuck|Sicko]]''''' - Moore's film about how doctors [[Why do you hate America?|hate America]], in which he posits many valid criticisms regarding the American healthcare industry that others have argued far more eloquently for decades. | *'''''[[sick fuck|Sicko]]''''' - Moore's film about how doctors [[Why do you hate America?|hate America]], in which he posits many valid criticisms regarding the American healthcare industry that others have argued far more eloquently for decades. | ||
Revision as of 19:01, 5 November 2009
Michael Moar was a mutant offspring of his mom and her brother, a broken condom, too much booze, and massive quantities of alchahol, was born November 12th 1967. It is a professional leftard, retard, and fat fuck who directs shitty documentary films about how america is a sooooo bad. COUGH. and writes vapid books for college students. Moore is the patron saint of moderate leftists and is reviled by all conservative douchebags, every single one of whom takes him very seriously (that Moore...he's a kidder!). He is best known for embarrassing every liberal with an IQ over 7 which was almost as high as a shovel that scored 8 points. and inadvertently aiding W's re-election. Moore has been employed by Mother Jones and Ralph Nader and was fired by both for being such a smart individual, and not giving them enough butt secks.
Moore presents himself as a working-class hero, despite being the largest whale on land to have over a million dollars, and living in a McMansion where he consumes more food than a third-world nation and sends his stepdaughter to a private school. He has admitted that he did not have sexual intercourse with a woman his daughter until he was 34. Srsly. No... srsly
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Film and Television Career
Michael Jackson Michael Meyers Ohhh. Micahel Moore. Has had a long and successful career turning a profit for the evil corporate old media. All theese movies are shitty documentaries. Every second you spend wathing this, W's IQ goes up 1/2 a point.
- Roger & Me -
A touching love story about Michael and his ex-lover Roger whom he released his first sex tape with at age 38.A movie about how General Motors hates America, distributed by corporate film studio Warner Bros.
- TV Nation - A short-lived television show about how corporations hate America, which was broadcast on corporate network NBC. Canceled because no body gives a fuck about a fatass's oppinion.
- Canadian Bacon - A movie about how America needs people to hate it or it'll collapse. LOL WUT? Thats why we have the iRack and iRan. Srsly. Fuck Canadia.
- Downsize This! -
Moore's first book about how when people said "Hey fatass, stop shoving food in your mouth and downsize it." He said in response: "I LOVE FOOD.Wait no. It was about how Ppl hire illegal aliens and hate America, published by corporate-owned Pan Books.
- The Awful Truth - Another shitty TV show based on Michel Moore's love of America, broadcast on the BEST, corporate-owned basic cable channel, Bravo.
- The Big One -
A documentary shot by Moore concerning his promotional offer from viagra.A shitty sewual to the cock eating book downzied penis.
- Stupid White Men - Moore's second book about how white people hate America. Moore is clearly isn't white, he's an american.
- Bowling for Columbine - Moore's movie about how guns hate America. In a rare instance of win, Moore cashes in on one of the lulziest events of the twentieth century.
- Dude, Where's My Country - A written examination about Ree-pub-like-anns who hate Amurika.
- Fahrenheit 9/11 - Moore's movie about Iraq, and how George Bush hates America and was responsible for WTC.
Slightly modified from the name of Ray Bradbury's most famous book, the title is accompanied by the douchey tagline, "The temperature where freedom burns!"HAHA DISREGARD THAT. I SUCK COCKS.
- Sicko - Moore's film about how doctors hate America, in which he posits many valid criticisms regarding the American healthcare industry that others have argued far more eloquently for decades.
- CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY-Moore's up-comming film about why our Country fails at MONIES and why people that like Capitalism hates America. But, if you watch this movie, jew support Capitalism. If you support Capitalism, you hate America.Why do you hate America?
Friend of the Trolls
Even the briefest mention of Moore's name in any internet political debate will generate mass lulz, fighting, BAWWWWWW, ranting and everything else that you might expect to see in an online political forum. Bloggers who accused the Bush admin-is-tray-shun of trying to "silence" them were blissfully unaware that he allowed the fat sack of shit to call him a mass-murderer on theater screens nation-wide.
Moore is also bed buddies with TV troll Sacha Baron Cohen.
Near-Death Experience
Michael Moore, the infamous documentarian behind Fahrenheit 9/11 and Sicko, died today at 1:37 pm. He was 55 years old. Witnesses say he was on a toilet at a neighborhood Arby's at the time of his demise. Paul Rockford, one of the men who bravely tried to assist Mr. Moore, recounts the incident:
"I was sitting at a booth with my kids when I heard this awful noise. At first I thought it was a feral pig squealing outside the restaurant, but then I then I heard it shouting obscenities. I told the kids to wait and I got up and knocked on the bathroom door. I asked if he needed help, and he shouted, 'God dammit, call a fuckin' ambulance, you cock-sucker! MOAR COCK PLZ K THNX, I'm dying in here! FUCK!"
Arby's Manager Raymond Soto quickly unlocked the restroom door and both men rushed to Moore's aid. Mr. Soto describes the situation:
"A large man came in earlier and ordered enough food to feed a starving Etheropian. About fourty-two cherry pies, cheddar melts, and jalapeno poppers, and five minutes later, he ordered some more. My staff tells me he was consuming a large sandwich when he shit himself and ran to the bathroom. When the shouting started, I opened the restroom door and found him [...] on top of the toilet seat. He must have been in incredible pain from the buttsecks."
Mr. Soto declined to state why Moore wasn't at McDonalds that day. Both witnesses say Moore was straining himself to exhaustion when he collapsed. Authorities found him "sunny-side down" in front of the toilet. The few remaining guests had to be evacuated due to smell of shit and assburgers and to preserve the erotic scent of the scene. Investigators found a large, half-eaten sandwich by the bowl. "He must have brought it in with him", says Detective Mathew Rowsey. Police do not suspect foul play at this time, but "investigations will continue." This report was retracted shortly after when it was learned that Moore was [allegedly] revived by paramedics on his way to the local veterinary hospital
RETRACTION (6/29/2009)
Yesterday it was erroneously reported by The Michigan Standard that filmmaker Michael Moore had died on a toilet seat in an Arby's restaurant. Moore was revived in an ambulance on route to Grand Traverse Veterinary Hospital. Paramedics say Moore was actually "quite alive" and reminded them of it "loudly and frequently” the entire drive. Doctors say Mr. Moore had suffered a heart attack while trying desperately to move a large shit through his asshole. His bowels became severely impacted and required surgery to remove the obstruction. After surgery, nurses say Moore was in good spirits and requested the sandwich he had left in the restroom where he collapsed.
The Michigan Standard apologizes for any stress yesterday's report may have caused Moore's family.
In either case, the world kept turning as usual due to his fatass gravitational pull. If only he would have died. Then we wouldnt have this shit.
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