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'''My Little Pony''' (also known as solid chunks of fucking plastic taking up space) is a kitschy toy horse series that, because its butt-ugly, only [[loli]], [[furfag]]s and [[otherkin]] can stand. Oh, and some [[My Little Pony Arena|average MLP-loving adults]]. [[Image:Krieg.jpg|thumb|right|Mein Kleine Pferd]]

My little ponies are usually depicted in their supernatural [[fag|superkitschy]]  environment with [[gay|rainbows]] and all that [[faggotry|colorful]], [[insane|manic]] [[shit]]. And you've always wondered why so many teenagers start taking drugs after they were playing with such fucking weird toys? [[Image:Mlp2.jpg|thumb|right|Want retarded kids? Give them retarded toys.]] 

== Correctly playing with ponies as an adult ==

<gallery>
Image:My-adult-pony.JPG|the [[boring|normal]] way
Image:4chanMrEd.jpg|the [[furfag]] way
</gallery>

== Victims of this kitschy pest ==

* [[My Little Pony Arena]]
* [[Your Mom]]
* [[Mr Hands]]
* [[Jews]]

[[Image:MyLittlePonyStalin.jpg|right|thumb|Jews sold separately]]

==Trolling Opportunities==
[[Image:Ponyforum1.jpg|right|thumb|Welcome to Bantown]]
[[Image:MLP2.jpg|right|thumb|OMG NSFW]]
[[Image:MyLittlePonyForum.jpg|right|thumb|You can't post nudity here dude]]
Naturally, MLP comes complete with its own set of fail forums, populated by such personages as "Princessbiscuit" and "Sprinky", lol, which should prove easy meat for even the failest of fail /b/tard raiders. <br>[http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/#comment-1281 This guy] seems to have made it his life's mission to be kickb&d from such forums, trailing the lulz in his wake (I'm giving him kudos for the Ministry reference, if nothing else).<br>Sure looks like lulz to me.

== See also ==
*[[Undulating dolphin]]
*[[Chris chan]]
* [[My Little Pony Arena]]
* [[Ponyland Drama]]
* [[PonyIsland]]

== External Links ==

*[http://www.mylittlepony.com Hasbro site]<br>
*[http://www.mlparena.com My Little Pony Arena]<br>
*[http://www.gofish.com/player.gfp?gfid=30-1040218 adult swim version]<br>
*[http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/ Trolls]<br>

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