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Nifty.org is an erotic literature archive, including sections for [[furry|bestiality]] and [[pedo]]s. Nifty gets around the [[FBI|law]] with a disclaimer that every character is every story is over 18, [http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/adult-youth/camping-with-billy but] [http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/adult-youth/big-bro-helps-out/big-bro-helps-out-1 there] [http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/adult-youth/never-too-old-never-too-young/never-too-old-never-too-young-1.html is] [http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/adult-youth/boy-in-the-toilet/boy-in-the-toilet-1 some] [http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/adult-youth/boy-scouts-gang-show/boy-scouts-gang-show-1 evidence] [http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/adult-youth/paperboy-delivers to] [http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/adult-youth/my-sons-best-friend/my-sons-best-friend-1 the] [http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/adult-youth/doctor-bechtel/doctor-bechtel-1.html contrary] [http://nifty.org/nifty/bisexual/adult-youth/copping-a-feel Period].  The Nifty [[IRC]] is #niftywriters.  Much lulz can be had at the expense of the dog fuckers and pedos that frequent the channel.

== Examples ==

{{quote|I am 45 years old, about 6 feet tall and weigh somewhere between 190 and 200 pounds depending on how often I am able to get to the gym. I am by no means a bear but I do have some hair on my chest and groin. I was a jock in high school and continued my athletic career into college where I unfortunately injured myself and had to stop playing. This did not mean that I was not able to pass on my expertise to young boys that needed my help. This allowed me to combine to of my favorite hobbies for you see; I always knew that I secretly was a boy lover. I knew that it was wrong but I could not help myself. I always tried to hide my feelings and went on to try to live a normal life. I never imagined that I would actually do anything about those feelings, that was of course until I met 8 year old, Keith. He was a player on my youth soccer team and was the cutest boy I ever saw|Nifty Faggot}}.



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== Faggotry 101 ==

Nifty's [http://www.nifty.org/nifty/information/index.html Information Section] is filled with useful advice from this generation of [[pedophile]]s, [[pervert]]s, and [[furry|furries]] meant to guide the next generation towards success.

Some of the most popular guides include:

* [http://library.gaycafe.com/nifty/information/boylove-story-cliches Boylove Story Cliches] - How to avoid making your child raping stories sound like everyone else's.

* [http://library.gaycafe.com/nifty/information/dialog-lesson Dialog Lesson] - How to make the kids in your story sound real.

* [http://library.gaycafe.com/nifty/information/gay-anal-sex-ed.html Anal Sex Ed] - The seven steps for painless anal sex.  A good read.

* [http://library.gaycafe.com/nifty/information/the-method The Method] - How to [[rape|trick]] your straight friends into buttsecks.

* [http://library.gaycafe.com/nifty/information/canine-guide A Guide to Canine Sex] - How to fuck your dog, now with a section for women!

* [http://www.nifty.org/nifty/information/indoor-golf Indoor Golf] - What the fuck?


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