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[[Image:LOSER.jpg|right|thumb|Nurse Sezwick Wins, in looking more <s>scary</s> bird-like than the average [[Otaku]]]] Nurse Sezwick (who also goes by "Sezzie" (Probably some bastardization of [[delusional|"Sexy"]], or what those close to her lovingly refer to her as, "[[Cunt]]") is a [[unwarranted self-importance|camwhore]] on [[Gaia]] with a moderate case of [[internet disease]]. She is not to be confused with an exotic bird (though, this <s>will happen</s> has happened from time to time).

She's most known for her [[drama]]-sparking thread on Gaia Online, where she and her [[weeaboo|azn]] friend rate people on their [[shit|pictures]] in a [[butthurt|#/10]] system.

==About Sezzie==
[[IRL]], Sezzie is a <s>[[16-year-old_girl|fourteen years old]]</s> liar and lives underground in her parents' basement. She claims to be [[mexican|hispanic]], but judging by her [[basement dweller|pasty white sheen]] and the size of her nose, she may in fact be a [[jew]].

Her fashion sense consists of [[loli|lolita]] style clothing and excessive contrast, most likely to hide her granny-wrinkles and to entice [[lemonparty|old men]] with her [[jailbait|kawaii]] appearance, because we all know that [[pedobear|pedophiles]] have no interest in grannies.

Also, she wears [[Britney Spears|wigs]]. 'Nuff said.

==[[shit nobody cares about|RAD CUNTS]]==
[[Last Thursday]], Sezzie and her [[Chinese]] [[BDSM|goldfarmer]] opened their aptly named thread "RAD CUNTS" on Gaia with the intention of [[rating_communities|rating]] people based on their looks. This seems to be the recipe for [[internet celebrity|instant popularity]], thanks to the [[hipster|egomaniacs]] that seem to infest [[gaia online|gaya]] at every opportunity. The numerous [[retards|posters]] were sorely disappointed when Sezzie started handing out rates never surpassing [[troll|0.6/10]]. They immediately [[shitstorm|retaliated]], informing Sezzie she looked like a [[STD|disease-ridden]] peacock. They even went so far as to [[hypocrite|write an ED page about her]], although, most of the allegations that were initially listed here appear to be [[fact|true]].

==Dox==

{{ib|HALT!}} {{ibrow|This section contains personal information!|This information was made public domain by the [[dumbass|subject]] of the article, and as such, should not be removed. (Not even under threat of [[lolsuit|lolsuit]])}} {{ibend}}Long after this page had seemingly forced her out of Gaia for good, Sezzie took to harrassing the members of certain [[7chan|ungrateful]] [[4chan|IRC]] [[something awful|channels]]. Thanks to the combined efforts of a few [[goons]], some interesting [[dox|information]] has come to light. Not that anyone would care, seeing as she's a [[shit nobody cares about|comparitively smalltime failed troll]].

<b>Name</b>: Sinead R. Perez ([[beaner|Big surprise there]])<br>
<b>(Presumed) Mother's name</b>: Jennifer Perez<br>
<b>Date of Birth</b>: March 19th, 1986<br>
<b>Current Location</b>: San Antonio, Texas<br>
<b>Email</b>: brokenxprincess@gmail.com

==Links==
[http://www.stickam.com/profile/therainbowwarrior Her stickam] (dead for the last 2 months, probably [[delete fucking everything|moved]])
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