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<center><big><big><big>'''I'M OLD GREGG'''</big></big></big></center>


[[Image:Old Gregg.jpg|thumb|right|You wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?]]
'''The Legend of Old Gregg''' is an [[old]] [[viral]] video that circulated around the [[internets]] a few years ago.  Like many [[old memes]], it's one of those things that [[you]] thought was kind of funny the first time you saw it, but then in retrospect, you realize it was just 7 different kinds of [[stupid]] with a few memorable quotes tossed in.
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==Plot Synopsis==
[[Image:Baileys Irish Creme.jpg|thumb|right|Delicious Baileys Irish Creme]]
[[Image:Old Gregg on DA.jpg|thumb|right|Old Gregg on [[DevianTART]]]]
In said video, a musician named Howard Moon is fishing in a lake at night when he is confronted by a [[transexual]] merman (that's a male mermaid, not to be confused with a [[mormon]]) with a [[Lens flare|glowing]] [[mangina]] named Old Gregg.  Old Gregg takes the musician captive in his underground cavern where he treats the stranger to a drink of Bailey's, shows off his waterpaint [[art]], and accompanies him in a [[Music|song]] and [[Party Hard|dance]].

I know, sounds hilarious, [[amirite|right]]?

No?  Of course not, my mistake.

==The Video==
<youtube>UYY9e4WD_Lc</youtube>
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==History==
[[Image:Old Gregg Artwork.jpg|thumb|right|Some Old Gregg [[fanart]]]]
'''The Legend of Old Gregg''' is actually taken from an episode of a [[Britain|British]] comedy called [http://themightyboosh.com/ ''The Mighty Boosh''].  The show is proof positive that not only do British people have poor [[Dental Plan|dental hygiene]], but they also have very shitty senses of [[humor]].  Part of the episode, which originally aired in [[2005]], was at some point in time posted on the internet and spread around like a bad case of [[herpes]].  Once it hit [[YouTube]], its notoriety began to soar, and millions of [[dork]]y teenagers began quoting it and spouting off lines to compensate for their lack of wit or personality, thus filling the [[web]] with dangerous levels of [[anti-lulz]].

People can still be found referencing and quoting Old Gregg today on the internet, despite the [[fact]] that it's a certifiable [[old meme]] and was only funny for about 2 days to begin with.

==Some Sample Quotes==
[[Image:Old Gregg Baileys Fanart.jpg|thumb|left|[[Moar]] [[fanart]]]]
[[Image:Nocountryforoldgregg.jpg|thumb|left|Even [[Moar]] [[fanart]]]]
{{squote|Old Gregg: What you doing in my waters? 

Howard: Just taking the air, you know. Not fishing! 

Old Gregg: Then how come there's hooks in my head, fool? 

Howard: It's nothing to do with me, sir. 

Old Gregg: It's attached to your [[cock|rod]], motherlicker!}}

{{squote|Easy now fuzzy little man peach. Hmm? You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?|Old Gregg}}

{{squote|You know what that is? That's Old Gregg's vagina. I've got a mangina! I'M OLD GREEEEEEEEGG!|Old Gregg}}

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==Gallery of Old Gregg [[Cosplay]]==
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==See Also==
*[[Nell]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.megavideo.com/?v=PNJR4HPU Part 1 of the entire Old Gregg episode (better quality than YT)]
*[http://megavideo.com/?v=NVKY42BG Part 2]
*[http://megavideo.com/?v=S8MX6MDJ Part 3]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=hUGcIAturAc Old Gregg remix]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=UQO92omiDQY No Country for Old Gregg]

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