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[[Image:Prisonraep.jpg|right|frame|Because the worst thing you can do to someone fucking you up the ass is clench down on his dick. They ''hate'' that.  Why don't you just tongue-flick his prostate too, while you're at it?]]

Long ago before the [[internets]], forbidden information ranging from how to make atom bombs to how to perform [[buttsex]] was obtained from [[IRL]] books published by Paladin-Press. '''Paladin-Press''' "Publishers of the Action Library", is the one stop shop for [[pyro]]s, [[anarchists]], [[survivalist]]s, and other [[basement dweller]]s to get their kicks. With these books you can even learn how to be the host of a [[Waco|massive barbecue]].

Some of their books and videos include:
*"Huffing Raid": The wonder drug
*Terrorism for dummies
*Super martial art death techniques by Billy Blanks
*How to murder someone with a gun
*Molotov Everything: How to vent your teenage angst
*Prove your innocence with [[venn diagrams]]
*Murder/Suicide: The final solution
*How to steal.  Written by [[Eric Bauman]], Forward by [[Quentin Tarantino]]
*Lol, y u stab me?: Defending yourself from stingray barb in the heart attacks.

== Internets ==
In the 1980's most [[survivalist]]s who bought paladin press books had them stolen by their [[13 year old boy| 13 year old]] sons, who in turn translated them into 1's and 0's resulting in the birth of [[Text files]]. These were uploaded to the internets, and the rest is history.

==External Links==
*[http://www.paladin-press.com/ Official Website]

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