Pantaloons
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Pantaloons is best described as a closet case grammar nazi known to add to the fail of 4chan. Being a klismaphiliac basement dweller whom gets off to Naruto when not policing IRC, he believes lulz generators linking Rick Roll should be permabanned. His skin is equivalently as pale as a Jew's, despite several attempts to making it yellowier to appear to be a real rice nigger. Having a jewfro isn't helping him either. Pantaloons will pwn ephebofiles with witty comebacks for IRC spelling, especially completely original jokes about your mom. Some of Pantaloons faggotry includes being an:
Pantaloons is known to lurk #4chan when not inserting enemas in to his ass and watching hentai.
Faggotry In Action
<Pantaloons> ALTERNATIVE, msgmcmuffin is linking to horrible stuff please ban him forever <Pantaloons> Michael Chorost (born 1964) is an American writer, teacher and cyborg. <Pantaloons> welcum 2 english gurammar <Pantaloons> msgmcmuffin cant spell for shit so he links to dumb websites instead <Pantaloons> msgmcmuffin's face shocked his mother <Pantaloons> you're right, drooling on your own dick is for winners <Pantaloons> I'll go heat up another one of those delicious cheese things and then watch meatwad adventures <Pantaloons> so I told this girl one day that I won't really mind that she'll be away for the weekend and wont be able to talk to me over the internet <Pantaloons> but a day later I sent her a text message saying that I miss her already
