PissedOffVideoGamer
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
PissedOffVideoGamer (now known as PissedOffAngryGamer) is an morbidly obese lolcow and Russian immigrant that looks like an IRL Dragomike. He is like the Angry Video Game Nerd if he were to go on an endless eating rampage at a local Ponderosa. As a person from the old country, the PissedOffVideoGamer managed to hone his gaming skill by playing a lot of third rate knockoffs such as Super Bolshevik Bros. and Epic Fail Guy. Unfortunately, the old country did not have treadmills, as he weighs no less than one metric ton at the ripe old age of 24.
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Reviews
PissedOffVideoGamer is best known for his video game reviews on YouTube. In them, he proceeds to review a video game or system by yelling for no apparent reason whatsoever. He also feels the need to poke at things with a stick in lieu of his laziness. He also exercises his l33t editing skills by superimposing red eyes over his own to prove that he is the angriest gamer you've ever heard. To top it all off. he splices in footage from the Angry Video Game Nerd, the Angry German Kid, and that guy who gets pissed off at Halo to prove that his anger is serious business.
In short, the common rule for his game reviews is if he cannot eat it, then it is a piece of shit and must be destroyed for tempting him and his gluttony. Hence his common references to food in his reviews include comparing the Nintendo Gamecube game to a chocolate chip cookie and the Playstation 3 to a bucket of Popeye's Fried Chicken.
Newcomers will believe that he is only a skilled troll, but upon further investigation, the PissedOffVideoGamer thinks of his reviews as serious business, which only makes him that much greater a lolcow. He is so fucking fat that he needs to breathe for like 10 seconds between each word making his videos ten times longer than if he actually were to speak like a normal person. In some of his movies he shows his video game collection which consists of countless wrestling games and in general shitty games, it appears for some strange reason that he has to read on the back of the box on each game to determine if it's a good game or not because he probably hasn't ever played them, only bought some shitty games to show everyone online that he has them.
Notable Videos
Lolcow or epic fail? You decide!
Reaction to the Haters
Many of the people who watch his videos comment on how fat he is and how he should try and exercise for great justice. Due to these sayers of truth, the PissedOffVideoGamer has constantly deleted and reuploaded his own videos to say these words...
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Where the fuck did the "Woooooooooooooo" come from? Who knows. Most likely it was gas escaping. Regardless, all that is known is that has reconfirmed that he is inadvertently lulzy.
His grammar is a source of fail, as it is made of capital letters and misspellings (although this is understandable, as he was a valedictorian in the old country).
God help us when he decides to collaborate with the Numa Numa Guy. The world will collapse due to the epic amount of fat in one sitting.
baaawwwwwwwww
Fatty McEatsalot then decided that he could stand the flames no longer, and became an YouTube hero by closing his account. This act robbed us all of laughing at his videos, and only his review of the Nintendo Shitcube remains.
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