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"Consider this a warning that the video you are about to see is full of 
extreme and utter rage; rage that which I am still feeling at this very moment, and I'm trying to be calm in order to warn you: if you have children in the room, who are within good hearing distance, it is best that you don't watch this video, because I am very, very angry at this point in time, and I am very fed up, and this video will express you just how fed up I am. And, so, there's your warning. This video is NOT polite. It's not nice, and there's a lot of extreme screaming and vulgar language. And I apologize to my subscribers, but this has to stop. This has to be it. I can't do this any more. So... I'm NOT leaving YouTube. I will NOT give in. I will not. But there's your warning." 


[switches angle]

"Hey everybody. I come to you tonight VERY. FUCKING. PISSED OFF. This video is NOT going to be pleasant. If you don't like unpleasant videos I suggest you leave right now. I have kept my fucking mouth shut about this, and I'll try to be a good person about this. I've tried to move on. But they refuse to let me. You know what? So I'm gonna tell everybody what they're doin'. Wattagecat and his FUCKING PRICK MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDS keep calling my damn house. How they got my phone number is unknown to me, I don't know. BUT DON'T CALL MY FUCKING HOUSE SAYING YOU'RE THE INTERNET POLICE AGAIN!" 

[[Image:Pissedoffcarcrumb2.JPG|thumb|right|RAAAAGE!!!]]

"Don't call my fucking house because I DO have a trace on my number. I know who you're calling from, Scott, and I HAVE your motherfucking ips. So don't EVEN try again, I'm TELLING you. YOU MAY THINK I'M PLAYING A GAME BUT I'M NOT. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE. Alright? I tried to let it die. You will not. You refuse. You continue to be a little MOTHERFUCKER! You don't call a woman's house and HARRASS HER like this you FUCKING CHILD! GROW THE FUCK UP! I AM FUCKING MAD; I AM ANGRY; I AM BEYOND ANGRY! I am TIRED of this. I have taken measures to protect myself and my family ON my telephone. I have called Sgt. Smith with the FUCKING police department. He is WATCHING this FUCKING VIDEO, and he KNOWS ALL THE FUCK ABOUT IT! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, I KNOW WHAT INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER YOU USE AND I KNOW YOUR DNS NUMBER, THAT IS ALL I FUCKING NEED, YOU LITTLE PRICK!" 

"DO NOT call my fucking house again. DO NOT SEND ME ANOTHER GODDAMN EMAIL, AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, NOT BE ON MY MYSPACE TRYING BE MY FUCKING FRIEND! You make fun of me if you want to you [[Hypocrite|FAT BASTARD]], but I am SICK of this SHIT! And that's exactly what it is, and there will be no more comments, there will BE no more fucking game! You will NOT, and I repeat NOT harrass me and my family. You BETTER fucking stop. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PLAYING WITH! ALL YOU THINK IT IS IS A FUCKING LITTLE GAME, YOU SIT ON THERE WITH YOUR COMPUTER WITH YOUR ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA! STICK IT UP YOUR ASS! [[serious business|This is NOT A GAME, this is MY FUCKING LIFE]] YOU'RE SCREWIN' WITH AND I DON'T APPRECIATE IT! [pauses] Make fun of me all you want to, but you leave my FUCKING house out of it, and you don't call here again. I swear to God, don't call here again. This is not a death threat. This is a PROMISE TO SEE YOUR FUCKING ASS IN COURT. YOU ARE NOT UNTOUCHABLE YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER. AND DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING NERVE, YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN FRIENDS, TO GO ON THERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING FAT AGAIN, WHEN YOU'RE SO FUCKING HUGE YOURSELF! [[hypocrite|STOP EATING TWINKIES, BITCH! TRY NOT EATIN' YOUR FUCKING TWINKIES AND MAYBE YOU WON'T BE SO FAT, SO YOU WON'T BE SO INSECURE]], SO YOU WON'T START ON BOTHERIN' OTHER PEOPLE! I did nothing to you, NOTHING you sorry sack of SHIT. If you don't want people to see your fucking ugly-ass face, then stop requestin' to be my friend. Leave me the FUCK alone and go pick on someone else. I fucking mean it." 

[[Image:Pissedoffcarcrumb.JPG|thumb|right|IS THAT FUNNY, CAT?!]]

"You don't know. And I'm sure you're laughin', you think this is fucking funny, isn't it? [almost cries] YOU LIKE HURTING PEOPLE DON'T YOU, YOU LITTLE FUCKING PRICK?! You fuckin' Al-Qaida wannabe! You like it, don't you?! It's fun! Oh, it's a blast. Scarin' the shit out of a person. Makin' 'em fear for their fuckin' life because they don't what the FUCK you're thinkin'. ISN'T IT FUNNY!? IS THAT FUNNY, WATTAGECAT?! IS THAT FUNNY, CAT?! IS THAT FUNNY, ??? ?! OR SHOULD I SAY, IS THAT FUNNY, JOHN?! IS THAT FUNNY, CHRIS?! IS THAT FUCKIN' FUNNY?! ARE YOU GONNA LAUGH ABOUT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKIN' LIFE?! WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GROW THE FUCK UP!? This is the LAST TIME you're gonna do me this way. DON'T THINK YOU GOT AWAY WITH IT, ALRIGHT? I KNOW HOW TO USE SKYPE, I KNOW HOW TO USE MYSPACE, I KNOW HOW TO USE ALL THESE FUCKIN' PROGRAMS THAT YOU'RE USIN'!" 

"I'M NOT AN IDIOT. The website was set up just to catch YOUR FUCKING ASS, and you fell right into it, every GODDAMN ONE OF YOU. So leave me the FUCK alone. And if you don't believe me, contact Sgt. Smith you're so fucking funny. Contact the police department where I live, since you know where I live now, you know all fuckin' 'bout me. CONTACT SGT. SMITH. And let me know what he says. Because he is perfectly aware of EVERY fucking thing happenin' here right now. And he has SEEN your damn videos. And I am CURRENTLY in the process of talkin' to a lawyer. THAT'S WHY MY MOUTH STAYED SHUT, BUT DON'T YOU START THREATENIN' ME! DON'T YOU GET ON THE FUCKING TELEPHONE IN MY DAMN HOUSE, BRINGING YOUR LITTLE INTERNET SHIT TO MY FAMILY! I mean it. Leave me the fuck alone, or you WILL be in court. That is not a threat, bitch, that's a promise. THAT IS a promise. You are HARRASSING me. You are IMPERSONATING police officers when you call mah house. You are SPAMMING my fuckin' email. You are SENDING ME TROJAN VIRUSES. YOU ARE BEING HORRIBLE, BEYOND FUCKING HORRIBLE, AND YOU GOT YOUR FUCKIN' POINT ACROSS. YOU ARE FUCKING GOD AND YOU WIN! ARE YOU HAPPY?! YOU WIN! Now BACK the fuck off."
==In case of TL;DR==
Long rant short, [[BAWW]]
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