Pixelante
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Gamers thrive mostly on violent video games like GTA3, GTA:VC, GTA:SA, GTA:CX, Halo, Doom, and Barbie's Pony Adventure. This, of course, makes them go insane and start pwning people.
Famous Pixelantes
- Columbine d00dz were totally pixelantes, and Doom made them go crazy, not constant bullying for being whiny emo goths with bad parents.
- Hitler was totally chill until he played too much Castle Wolfenstein, and then went on a rampage.
- God.
- Just about anyone who has ever killed someone ever.
Pixelante history
- Pac-Manning is the act of getting together with your friends, popping pills, and running around in dark hallways. Very popular in the late '70s.
- The New York Pet Shop incident of 1986: An Italian man, allegedly high on shrooms, went into Dick's Pet Shop and Supplies and started stomping on all the turtles, creating many lulz and scarring a bunch of kids for life.
- Italian-American gangsters murder people and commit crimes because they were inspired by the video game Mafia.
- Planes were hijacked on 9/11 by terrorists because they had played way too much GTA.
- Everytime anyone has sex it is because they are copying GTA
- Deforestation is destroying the environment and its Gears Of War's fault.
