Randy Solem
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Randy Solem is known for single-handedly ruining the internets, video games, and the free will of mankind with his amount of talent (which can be summed up to the size of his penis). Randy is 31 years old and spends his entire day staying inside so people twenty years younger than him can tell him how much they loved "TEH P4RTt WEN Y0SI WUZ MAKIN DA FARTZzz LOoL!!1."
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Randy's Life
Randy Solem lives in New Jersey with his wheelchair-bound vegetable mother. He sits in his room and creates Mario flash parodies while listening to Billy Joel CDs. Sometimes he forgets to change his mother's diapers, or even feed her. That's how dedicated Randy is to bringing us the best Mario fart jokes evar.
Randy's Work
Randy is the master of taking Mario sprites, tweening them, and adding fart jokes. These amazing skills have earned him the most diehard, pathetic fanbase in the history of the Internets. Randy also has the amazing ability of getting front page on Newgrounds for a week, no matter how bad his movie is. This is because every member of his forum is monitored, and if they vote less than 5 they are banned permanently.
Fanbase
Randy leads a proud army of 12 year old boys who adore him and will gladly lick the mud off of his boots, which he will then sell to them for 50 bucks. Saying anything negative about Randy on his forums will result in being banned 53 times simultaneously by 53 different users. Why do they love Randy so much if he's so ruthless? Simple: He makes shitty references to video games that were made before they were born. These little fuckwits have never actually played any of these games, but they know everything about them since sprite movies are found everywhere on the entire fucking internet.
The Forums
The VGDC Forums is where all 13 year old boys on the Internets come from. They always talk in 1337 speak and begin and end every sentence with LOL.
