Rebecca
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Rebecca is an Australian Admin with Oversight, and CheckUser. Rebecca was content with screwing with transgender articles to promote sex changes as a natural thing and replacing completely fine words like shemale with lame euphemisms, when she was discovered by Blu Aardvark.
Aardvark instantly fell in love with her. They sent e-love letters back and forth like Sgt. Snowpake and Nathanr (then later Sgt. Snowpake and Sceptre when she got over her fetish for older Canadians who were pedophiles). Then tragedy struck, for Rebecca had learned that Aardvark was a furry and immediately lost interest. Rebecca tried to break the relationship off, but Aardvark was too obsessed so Rebecca did the only thing she could. She sent a link to Aardvark of her previous usernames, which were:
- Ambi
- Ambivalenthysteria
- Ambivalent hysteria because I want to get an operation
- Ambivalent Dave feels unsure about his sexuality
- Ambivalent Dave
- Dave
Aardvark was first confused but then Rebecca emailed him her pre-operation photo...
Although tempted to fap, Aardvark did not. He flew into a rage and vandalized all of Wikipedia for days. And that's how Blu Aardvark got banned from Wikipedia...
Epilogue
Rebecca, then, to make sure she'd never hear from Blu Aardvark again, went and banned him from IRC, which to this day Aardvark is still butthurt about....and her operation scar had not pained Rebecca for at least 100 years. All was well.
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